Dallas-based double-entendre sports bar and lounge chain Twin Peaks is opening its second Greater Cincinnati restaurant in Florence this March.
Make no mistake: this is a restaurant that focuses on mammaries, not mysteries. "Twin Peaks is the ultimate sports lodge featuring made-from-scratch food, the coldest beer in the business, attractive servers and wall-to-wall TVs for sports from every angle," the restaurant claims in a past press release. It is not a Twin Peaks TV-show themed restaurant and lounge, unfortunately.
The restaurant is infamous for its scantily-clad women and lodge decor, providing a lumberjack-in-a-log-cabin setting for personal dream fodder later.
According to an online job listing for the new location, the restaurant group behind the two Greater Cincinnati locations, JEB Food Group, plans to open five additional stores over the next five years.
The sports bar is unapologetically geared toward heterosexual men. Here is a weirdly specific description via the website (emphasis our own):
"The second you step inside, you’re surrounded by a lodge full of friendly and attentive Twin Peaks Girls serving up scratch food and our signature 29° beers. Only here can you truly embrace the Lodge Mantality. Welcome to Twin Peaks." (One hopes the use of the term "girl" to describe the slew of "equal parts friendly, engaging and attentive... beautiful faces" is just a generalization and not the Merriam-Webster use of the word to describe "a female child from birth to adulthood" because that would be even more unsettling.)
But, it's good news for those who have the mantality to want to watch college or NFL football on one of 68 high-def flat-screen TVs while drinking 29-degree beer "served in perfectly-frosted, 22-oz man-size mugs," we guess.
In addition to cold beer, patrons can order from-scratch food like a Hangover Burger, house-smoked meats, meatloaf or more than 30 types of wings. The restaurant also carries a Beyond Burger for those who want the atmosphere without the meat.
The restaurant will open in the former Logan's Roadhouse space at 6835 Houston Road.
For more information, visit twinpeaksrestaurant.com.
