Opinions That Will Get You Canceled in Cincinnati
Cincinnatians are passionate when it comes to their city, and there are certain things you just don't shit-talk, whether it be the Bengals (except when they lose, then everyone collectively complains), their chili or their favorite places around town.
But not everyone feels the same way about Cincinnati's treasures, and that's okay; you're entitled to your (wrong) opinions. But don't be surprised if hands get thrown if you decide to let everyone know them. Keep scrolling to see what you probably shouldn't say to a die-hard Cincinnatian.
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“Patrick Mahomes is a better quarterback than Joe Burrow.”
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“The Cincinnati Bengals will never win the Super Bowl.”
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Photo: Hailey Bollinger
“Cincinnati-style chili is gross and isn’t even real chili.”
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Photo: Hailey Bollinger
“The Roebling Bridge is the worst landmark in the city.”
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“The fireworks at Riverfest are mid at best.”
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Photo: Scott Dittgen
“Smale Riverfront Park is overrated.”
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“The selection at Jungle Jim’s sucks.”
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Photo: Hailey Bollinger
“Why shop at Findlay Market when you can just go to Kroger?”
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“It’s good to see the housing prices in Cincinnati skyrocket. And the property taxes. And the cost of living.”
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“Oktoberfest is too loud, crowded and full of drunks in lederhosen to actually be fun.”
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Photo: Madeline Fening
“J.D. Vance is the model of manliness.”
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Photo: Hailey Bollinger
“There’s nothing fun to do in Over-the-Rhine.”
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“Lays BBQ chips are better than Grippos.”
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Photo: Anders Saling
“Joey Votto was the worst thing to happen to the Cincinnati Reds.”
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Photo: Aidan Mahoney
“The streetcar is dumb and expanding it would be pointless.”
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Photo: Aidan Mahoney
“The Cincinnati Museum Center is boring.”
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Photo: Casey Roberts
“The Opening Day Parade is too long.”
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Photo: John Haggard
“Cincinnati really doesn’t need a professional soccer team.”
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Photo: Ron Valle
“BLINK is overhyped and never has anything cool to see.”
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