0 Comments · Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Critically acclaimed favorites, new
premieres and chilling falltime series promise a great lineup onscreen
this season. Check out a few highlights.
by Jac Kern
Posted In: TV/Celebrity
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Jac's roundup of pop culture news and Internet findings
Middleton on the verge of popping out a little prince or princess, Royal Baby
Watch has reached CODE RED. So secure your fanciest fascinator — you do not
want to be naked-headed when this kid enters the world — because with Duchess
of Cambridge is reportedly in labor! Fans and press alike have congregated
outside Buckingham Palace and the hospital
where Wills-n-Kate are set up, prepping
for a birth announcement, despite epic temperatures.
You know, some celebrities have
experienced especially tough scrutiny in the press while pregnant -- Kim K's
fashion choices, Jessica Simpson's apparent marathon gestation period. And
while, obviously Kate Middleton, royalty, is held to another standard,
can we please talk about how she's been pregnant forever? This kid should come
out with a couple giant British teefs and, with his/her prenatal care, at least
the slightest understanding of the English language. Kate is approximately 13
months pregnant and 97 pounds, so I’m guessing the kid’s first words will be,
“GIMMIE A BISCUIT!”
So here’s hoping Kate releases a dainty
hiccup (the only way I imagine her "giving birth") and lets that kid
out fast! Because there's no amount of riches that can possibly make being nine+
months pregnant in the middle of a July heatwave even menially comfortable.
We're pullin' for ya, gurl.UPDATE: SHE POPPED. IT'S A BOY. (Which means Queen E won't slowly poison Kate for screwing it up. GOOD JOB, KATE.) KING BABY.
says "70 is the new 50," burns all our eyes (NSFLife, but no actual privates at Large),
then removes the nekkid photo from Twitter.
San Diego Comic
Con was this weekend, which means every movie, TV show, comic and any other
piece of media that exists served up something exciting for fans to enjoy. One
of which is the trailer for the Veronica Mars movie, which was totally funded
by fans via Kickstarter.
The Walking Dead Season Four trailer also premiered:
Exciting news: Derek Wallace from The Water Boy plays a new character!
Confusing news: Not even a glimpse of The Governor at the end? Wha?
Everyone and their
estranged Facebook friend has an opinion on the latest Rolling Stone cover, which features Boston Marathon bombing
Tsarnaev with the headline, “The Bomber.” The debate is more than just over
whether the Rock mag should handle news fare or tragic subject matter, though —
Rolling Stone has long covered
current events. The image of Tsarnaev, a photo he had posted online himself, depicts him
as a cool young man. Without any context, one might assume he was a musician, a
rising star — definitely not a terrorist. Is it OK to depict terrorists as cool
or sexy? Did Rolling Stone simply use
this tactic to create buzz for the magazine? Is this what Tsarnaev wants — Rock star
all the controversy about the cover and the subject, are people even reading
the actual story? These are probably just a few of the questions currently
cluttering your newsfeed.
Local chain Tom +
Chee was featured on Shark Tank back
in May and, although owners Trew Quackenbush and Corey Ward ended up turning
down the deal they accepted on TV, business has been booming ever since.
The guys have received more than 7,000 franchise requests since their episode
of Shark Tank aired two months ago, and grilled cheese-n-tomato soup fans across
the country (and world?) will be able to get their hands on Tom + Chee yums
with the 60 new locations expected to open in 2014.
Emmy nominations were
announced last week. Check them out here. For
the first time ever, digital-only Netflix original series were included in the awards (House of Cards, Arrested Development and
Hemlock Grove). And speaking of, I finally started watching the latest Netflix series, Orange Is the New Black, and it is awesome. Early Weeds vibe, funny, dark, great characters. It's always nice to see Donna from That '70s Show continue to be super hot. And I don't know why I'm rooting for Jason Biggs, but I like that he's in something successful. Also, Laverne Cox. Watch it.
0 Comments · Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Funny or Die’s popular web series Drunk History makes the leap to TV with its Comedy Central debut this week (Series Premiere, 10 p.m. Tuesday).
by Jac Kern
Jac's roundup of pop culture news and Internet findings
As the weather
gets warmer, music lovers tend to get antsy looking forward to summer concerts
and music festivals. There’s Bonnaroo, Forecastle, Bunbury all within a
reasonable drive from Cincinnati, plus tons of touring concerts like The Shins, The Lumineers, country acts galore and the most anticipated tour of them all: The Package. Boy band lovers of the ‘80s and ‘90s will unite for this music spectacular from New
Kids on the Block, Boyz II Men and Cincy’s own 98 Degrees. The tour kicks off next
month and Nick Lachey & Co. may not officially come home until the sold-out
concert June 25, but Buzzfeed is already getting in the spirit with this
collection of photos that reminds us about how Justin Jeffre was essentially
the Michelle Williams of 98 Degrees.
Upon looking up some 98 deets on Wikipedia, I realized dude is the only bandmate
who doesn’t have his own page. And he ran for mayor in 2005! Poor Justin. At
least he took a break from rehearsing to stop by our Best of Cincinnati party
last week (and if you obnoxiously asked him for a photo or just squealed and pointed at his
presence…Shame on you), which was just one
day before the release of the reunited band’s newest single. “Microphone”
(which, according to The Daily Beast’s painstaking analysis, could have also been entitled “Penis”) has all the ingredients for a killer
boy band tune: a danceable beat, barely-subtle phallic references that preteens
could unknowingly sing on the back of the school bus, and lyrics that pay
tribute to the group’s barber shop quartet past (“Say, ‘do-re-mi-fa-sooooo’ ”).
Cabrera? He was an early-2000s Pop singer who dated pre-Pete Wentz Ashlee
Simpson and was later resurrected on that post-Lauren Conrad final season of
The Hills that probably only I watched. Well, in a move I can only wish I was bold enough to pull first, he got Ryan Gosling’s face tatted
on his calf. One glance at the InAPPropriate
Comedy trailer and it was obvious — that shit was going to be bad. But as
this Huffington Post live-blog of the — ahem — “film” describes, it was baaad. Like being-inside-Lindsay-Lohan’s-vagina
bad (Spoiler Alert).
The Walking Dead’s
third season finale was Sunday night and, though the season closer was full of ample zombie/Governor scariness, the most terrifying part of the night came
during the live after-show, Talking Dead.
Somehow, this dude managed to make it on the air:
Hey, if you want a
captive, conspiracy-loving audience to stir up, TWD fans are it.
OK, time to get
serious for a minute. I don’t usually like to discuss serious matters like
death or illness on this silly pop culture blog, but this latest news from MTV
is just too crazy to ignore. A cast member from Buckwild, MTV’s take on
the rednecksploitation trend that replaced Jersey
Shore, was found dead in his car after having gone missing over the
weekend. While full details have not officially been released, it’s looking like the
accident is a result of off-roading after a stint at a local watering hole.
Shain Gandee, 21, was found dead with his uncle and a friend in Gandee’s truck,
which was partially submerged in mud. Their deaths have been ruled accidents, caused by carbon monoxide poisoning (with the car's exhaust stuck under mud, fumes filled the car).Obviously, this is tragic and not
something to make light of. What’s really disturbing is that, had this not
taken a terrible turn, the whole drinking-and-mudding scenario is something
that easily would have been included in an episode of the series. Not that MTV
needs to be a beacon for safety (see: Jackass,
Ridiculousness, the Jersey Shore's “smoosh room,” etc.)
But maybe it’s time to seriously re-think what we promote via reality TV
bullshit. Production on the show's second season has since been halted and it has been reported that Gandee's funeral expenses will be covered by Buckwild producers.
And here’s a cute video
of baby Gorilla Gladys at the Cincinnati Zoo to help you recover from that
The HorrorHound convention is a mecca for local fans of the genre
0 Comments · Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Once a year Cincinnati likes to let the
freaks out — but we’re not talking about Halloween. After a 16-month
absence, HorrorHound Weekend descends onto Sharonville promising
vis-à-vis celebrity encounters, film screenings, burlesque performances
and horror author signings.
0 Comments · Wednesday, March 13, 2013
The snow is melting, crocuses are popping
up; it can only mean one thing — a fresh crop of spring shows! Here’s
what to look forward to in the coming months.
0 Comments · Wednesday, March 6, 2013
It’s time to say goodbye to America’s ski-masked sweetheart, a man only known by his alias, “Jon.” Delocated will end with a single, Bourne Identity-esque 30-minute special (12:30 a.m. Friday, Adult Swim).
0 Comments · Tuesday, February 26, 2013
In an unaired episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show,
the queen of all media shocked comedians from across the country and
world as she awarded each of them with their own television series. “You
get a show, and you get a show — everybody gets a show!”
0 Comments · Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Some comic actors are better identified
by their characters they portray, like Ken Marino: You may know him as
Auggie’s slacker step-dad; a Jewish summer camp counselor/unlikely
virgin; or a Los Angeles caterer and future Soup R’ Crackers franchise
0 Comments · Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Survivor starts its 26th(!)
season this week and the Queen City will see one of its own on the show
as local BMX rider, entrepreneur and musician Matt Bischoff joins the
“Fans vs. Favorites” showdown.