0 Comments · Wednesday, July 10, 2013
SUNDAY JULY 7: It must be difficult to be a business owner during today’s
changing times — 50 years ago no one had to pay women an equal wage or
even hire black people, and now there’s all this social media and
Obamacare making everything confusing.
by Danny Cross
Posted In: baseball
at 12:32 PM | Permalink
Columnist is super offended by bad words
Reds pitcher Homer Bailey threw the second no-hitter of his
career last night and dropped an awesome F-bomb during a postgame TV interview. The comment came in response to a pretty dumb question about whether
batting in the sixth inning had something to do with him walking a batter in
the seventh, the only baserunner to reach and the only reason his no-no isn't considered a perfect game. Bailey said: "I
just fucking walked a guy. This game is pretty tough, you know?”Enquirer sports
columnist Paul Daugherty apparently dropped his prune juice at the sound of the
naughty word, and sports site Deadspin ripped Daugherty’s
responses on Twitter and his blog, where he criticized Bailey's lack of class, bemoaned a grown-ass man cursing and felt for the poor cable TV viewers who had to witness it. Deadspin: "Cincinnati Columnist Remarkably Upset That Homer Bailey Said 'Fucking'"Video
below (Note: Bailey is covered with shaving cream because a teammate pied him
earlier, after they dumped red Gatorade all over him):
The Enquirer's blog link wasn't working for a while on Wednesday, but Sports Editor Angel Rodriguez said it was just a technical issue and that their people have been having fun with the situation, as evidenced by this "Homer F@!cking Bailey" image they posted on Facebook:Bailey was actually the most recent pitcher in baseball to throw a no-hitter, performing the feat against Pittsburgh last September. Bailey is the first pitcher since Nolan Ryan in 1974-75 to throw
consecutive no-hitters out of everyone in baseball.
The Reds are primed to be awesome again this year
0 Comments · Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Last season, the Reds finished with
baseball’s second-best record and won the Central Division for the
second time in three years. It was a pretty fun year for Reds fans, who
saw the team win 97 games — the most since the 1976 Big Red Machine.
0 Comments · Wednesday, February 6, 2013
pitchers and catchers, including Punxsutawney-native Devin Mesoraco,
report for spring training on Feb. 11, signaling the start of yet
another baseball season.
0 Comments · Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Walt Jocketty’s Christmas list wasn’t
long, but it was still a tall order. Well, two weeks before Dec. 25, he
checked off the final big-ticket item: a leadoff hitter.
by James McNair
Posted In: Sports
at 09:32 AM | Permalink
Woman who fabricated Pittsburgh hotel break-in story pleads guilty to disorderly conduct
First she was Aroldis Chapman’s, uh, hotel guest during a
Cincinnati Reds road trip to Pittsburgh on May 29. Then she was the
weaver of a fictitious police report of an attempted robbery involving a
plumber impersonator and a Louis Vuitton bag with $200,000 worth of
Chapman’s jewelry. Now, to bring this bewildering comedy to an end,
Claudia Manrique goes down as a convicted practitioner of disorderly
Manrique, a 27-year-old adult club dancer from Silver
Spring, Md., pleaded guilty to the crime Wednesday in Allegheny County
District Court, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported. Originally,
she was charged with making a false report to police. Chapman was with
the team when guests of the William Penn Hotel found Manrique tied up
with cloth napkins and crying in his room. She told police she’d been
held up by a man impersonating a hotel maintenance worker there to fix a
running toilet. That story didn’t hold up under lengthy interrogation,
though. So she shifted to Story B, that a male stranger who had stolen
her wallet outside a nearby CVS store forced her to let him in the hotel
room — lest he hurt her girlfriend back in Maryland — and ransacked it.
She failed a lie detector test. Chapman didn’t believe her either. He
told police he thought she was in on the crime.
Because of the plea, the public will never know what
really happened. Manrique was ordered to pay a $164 fine and was
released. The case paperwork doesn’t say if the jewelry was actually
stolen. Nor does it explain what Chapman was doing with $200,000 worth
of jewelry on a road trip to Pittsburgh in the first place.
0 Comments · Wednesday, October 17, 2012
THURSDAY OCT. 11: The Reds today became the first team in National League history to blow a
2-0 lead in a five-game Division Series. This latest painful postseason
exit for a Cincinnati sports team caused more chafing than others
because of how well the Reds played during the regular season, and for
the first time in like 20 years local sports fans thought their team had
a legitimate shot at winning a title.
by Blake Hammond
What happened to the Cincinnati Reds? We have no idea. But maybe it was the walk-on music?
Besides baseball, there are two things that I associate with GABP and the Reds — beer and music. Well, maybe there are three. Losing in the playoffs has seemingly snuck itself in there in the last week or so. Whatever, I don’t want to talk about it. Ever since I was a kid, my favorite baseball players' personalities have always matched their walk-on batting intros. (Adam Dunn’s intro, “For Whom the Bell Tolls” by Metallica, was badass, unless he struck out afterward, which was often the case.)But as I got older and was able to drink at the games (legally anyway), I began to notice a trend in my beer buying regiment. I was buying more booze in the bottom-half of the innings than in the top-half and I had no idea why. But after some deliberation (a couple more beers), I finally figured it out. It was this team’s batting intros that drove me to the stands to go broke on $9 beers (thanks, guys!)So, in lieu of thinking about my bank account, or the fact that we made history being the only team ever up 2-0 in a series and still, somehow, some way, found a way to lose three straight at home, here is a list of the Reds' starters walk-on songs, rated on a scale of how many beers it takes for me to enjoy them. Even though no amount of booze will ease the pain of that Game 5 loss, maybe making fun of these guys' music preferences will.• Zack Cozart: “Too Close” – Alex Clare: Alex Clare’s DupPop single “Too Close” (best known for soundtracking an Internet Explorer commercial) has risen on the pop charts at the same rate as Zack Cozart’s batting average over the past season. Coincidence? I think not. But really, Zack? This is your walk-on song? This is what gets you pumped up? I mean, for God’s sake, the lyrics don’t make any sense. “I feel like I am just too close to love you”? It would make much more sense if the lyrics were, “I feel like I’m too just too drunk to do you.” That would be a song I could connect with. Rating: 8 beers.• Drew Stubbs: “Breakin’ a Sweat” – Skrillex and The Doors There is no excuse for this. The whole thing sounds like Netzero fucked Jim Morrison and it’s just not OK. I honestly think this may be half the reason why Stubbs’ hitting had been so atrocious over the last season. Really though, if I had to hear this screeching dial-tone noise ringing throughout GABP every time I went up to bat, I wouldn’t be able to concentrate either. Rating: 20 beers. Alcohol poisoning sounds better than this song. • Brandon Phillips: “Turn Up” – 2 Chainz; “Turn On The Lights” – Future; “Everythang” – Young Jeezy; “Pop That” – French Montana; “Bandz a Make Her Dance” – Juicy JAll right, DatDude, what the hell? I understand wanting to switch it up during the game and maybe having two or even three songs tops. But five? In most games you don’t even get to the plate five times!It’s OK, though. It’s worth it just to see all the old white people get uncomfortable when there is some Rap music blowing through the speakers at GAB.Rating: 2 beers. • Joey Votto: “Paint it Black” – The Rolling StonesI like to picture Joey Votto sitting at home alone, crying, listening to this song and asking, “Why do I have to do everything?!?” Seriously though, when you hear that thumping drum beat in the beginning of the song, you know fear strikes the heart of any opposing pitcher having to face Votto-matic.Rating: Zero beers. No alcohol needed for this one. • Ryan Ludwick: “Brass Monkey” – The Beastie BoysWhile Phillips' newer Rap joints are a little too hood for the white people in the crowd, this is something they can relate, too. I wish Ludwick could bat twice in the order, not only because he’s a great hitter, but so I can see the drunk 40-something in front of me gyrate and giggle some more when this song comes on. Rating: 2 beers. It’s a fantastic song but it is about drinking, so it only seems right to have a little bit of a buzz. • Todd Frazier: “Come Fly With Me”/ “Fly Me To The Moon” – Frank SinatraTodd Frazier is a class act. His intro songs were chosen because they remind him of his grandparents (seriously dude — is there a bad bone in your body?). But honestly, who better than Old Blue Eyes to bring out the classiest Red since Sean Casey? Rating: Zero beers. Maybe a “Daniels on ice, two fingers” though, in salute to Sinatra. • Jay Bruce: “Everything I Do” – TimefliesI don’t know who these guys are, but based on the 15-30 second judgment made when I heard it every time Bruce came up to bat, I’m not a fan. (Sidenote: I’m going to blame this song on that pop-fly he had in the ninth inning of Game 5. Thanks a lot, Timeflies — you ruined the season!)Rating: 5 beers. • Ryan Hannigan: “The Show Goes On” – Lupe Fiasco I applaud Hannigan for throwing up a Lupe song as his walk-on. It’s cool that he listens to some good Hip Hop. But this song was quite possibly the worst choice he could have made. The sample of Modest Mouse’s “Float On” alone makes me want the “show” to stop and never go on again.Rating: 5 beers.• Scott Rolen: “Viva La Vida” – ColdplayThis might be the weirdest choice on the whole list. When you see Scott Rolen up to bat, he just looks pissed off. Like he’s Liam Neeson and the ball he’s about to smash just took his daughter and sold her into the sex trade. But then you hear his walk-on music and it’s freakin’ Coldplay? I was expecting some AC/DC, even some Motorhead, but Coldplay? I would go on, maybe even make a “You know how I know you’re gay?” joke — but honestly I’m afraid of this guy. Even if he does listen to Coldplay.Rating: 4 beers. After about four large drafts I’d be singing along. It’s just got that Pop-chant chorus that I can’t resist when intoxicated. I wasn’t going to do any pitchers but this one was too hard to resist …• Mike Leake: “Some Nights” – Fun You know what would be fun, Mike? If “Some Nights” you’d stop choking and pitch to your full potential. Rating: 6 beers. (While we know up-to-bat music is irrelevant in Major League Baseball and cannot actually be blamed for the Reds blowing it in the playoffs, we'll offer our suggestions for new walk-on music this coming spring. Look for it in about six months. Leave your own suggestions in the comments.)
0 Comments · Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Losantiville is Loserville no more. With
the Reds’ Game 1 victory in the National League Division Series in San
Francisco, Cincinnati’s long drought of postseason failure came to an
0 Comments · Wednesday, October 3, 2012
It’s too bad it took a mini-stroke for
Dusty Baker to get a little bit of relief from his critics. Baker will
be leading the Reds to their second postseason appearance in the last
three years, but he’s far from beloved in town — he’s hardly even