Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the team that brought us the 'Scary Movie' sequels, 'Epic Movie' and 'Disaster Movie,' return with a pointless take on vampire movies thanks to the runaway success of the 'Twilight' series. Grade: D.  

Dear Maija, I am seriously afraid of monsters. I hate scary movies, Halloween and freaky looking people. Well, the other day I went to my friend's house to watch reruns of 'Sex and the City,' and she turned on this crazy new show about vampires and, like, five minutes into it there was full-on sex!