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Caputo, Bowling and Pharrell

0 Comments · Tuesday, July 19, 2011
It was announced that Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne have been nominated for possible induction into the International Bowling Hall of Fame. (Kim Kardashian, Michael Jordan and the only people who make logical sense, Jeff Bridges and Bill Murray, are also up for the esteemed honor.)  

Gaga, iTunes and Suing Zombies

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Somebody sure wanted a blockbuster No. 1 opening weekend for their new album. Along with the months-long promotional lead-up to Lady Gaga’s Born This Way album, sales for the release received an extra boost when Amazon made it available for 99 cents.  

April 13-19: Worst Week Ever!

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Successful people understand that sometimes even the smartest individuals need to defer to the expertise of others: President Obama doesn’t ask a bunch of questions about how space shuttles work; just tells the astronauts to blast off and have a good time floating around. That’s why it was pretty annoying today to listen to Gov. John Kasich — a 58-year-old Republican who pretty much epitomizes Suck.  

Ian Anderson, Catholic Critics and Glenn Beck

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 20, 2011
In 1969, if you’d told Ian Anderson — bug-eyed frontman for Jethro Tull — that one day he would be performing a duet with someone floating 220 miles above the earth … well, he probably would have said, “But, of course” (drugs were pretty popular that year).  

Gibson, Telecasters and Jesus Freaks

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 21, 2010
If you've peeked at the Internet in the past few weeks, you'll know Mel Gibson's blockbuster movie career is in trouble after recordings of his caustic, racist and sexist phone calls to his baby mama made it to the public. Mel might want to consider a career in Hip Hop after making his debut on a track by rapper Ras Kass, who sampled his meltdown for "Why You Be Dressin' Like That."   

Porn Tunes, Grammys, Prince Pissed AGAIN

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Times are tough for those in the corporate music world, so, like a lot of people having trouble paying the bills, they're getting into porn. Eleven major labels have teamed up to sue porn Web sites RK Netmedia and RealityKings for unauthorized use of music by big-timers like Justin Timberlake and Michael Jackson.  

Obama v. Gaga, Name Changer and Rock Beards

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 30, 2010
The first African-American President of the United States of America is cyber-facing off with the first extraterrestrial Pop diva (Lady Gaga) in a race to see who can be the first living person to break 10 million friends on Facebook. President Obama immediately stopped work on the BP oil spill, economic rebuilding and fighting two wars and hired Ashton Kutcher as his Facebook czar.  

Bittersweet Emotion, AC/DC Fans Speak Out and More Hair Stories

0 Comments · Tuesday, November 10, 2009
We here at Minimum Gauge were very conflicted when we heard the news that Steven Tyler was leaving Aerosmith. On the one hand (the bigger, more convinced one), the dissolution is overdue and they should have stopped about 10 years ago. Still, we appreciate what the band did while they were on drugs.  

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