St. Patrick's Day Parade boots pro-gay anti-bullying organization for the second year straight
2 Comments · Wednesday, March 12, 2014
after being booted out of Cincinnati’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade over
its pro-gay platform, the Gay, Lesbian, Straight Education Network
(GLSEN) has been banned again this year — along with all politicians.
by Jac Kern
Posted In: Humor
at 04:04 PM | Permalink
City ranks in another pointless list
in time for Valentine’s Day shopping, Amazon.com released a list of the 20 “most
romantic” cities, based on sales data of romance novels,
sex and relationship books, romantic comedy DVDs, Barry White CDs (seriously) and sexual
wellness products (per capita) since Jan. 1, 2010. As your aunt, boss and childhood neighbor probably already shared on Facebook,
Cincinnati made the list — we’re the 15th most romantic city, guys.
like these are generally an attempt to quickly grab a mass audience with some
kind of marketing motive. Positive or negative, when a city is mentioned on a national
list, there’s a built-in readership that will talk about and share the story on
social media. Do they spark “debate?” Sure. Are these useful, proactive
conversations? Rarely. But hey, we’re No. 1 (or, in this case, 15)!
The Queen City landing on some arbitrary sales-based list is nothing new. For some reason, a
2010 Daily Beast list that dubs Cincy the "craziest" city is making its rounds again as of late.
The criteria used to create this list include “psychiatrists per capita,
stress, eccentricity and drinking levels,” all quantitative data, no doubt.
Here are a
few other examples of how Cincinnati stacks up on recent national countdowns:
2011: Most Social via Mashable
2011: Most Bed Bugs via Orkin
2012: (One of the) Most Racist via Deadspin, whose love for Cincinnati knows no bounds.
2013: (10th) Most Polluted via Time
2013: Trendiest (on Twitter) via Washington Post
2013: (72nd) Most Livable City (but
the only Ohio city on the list) via Livability.com
we miss any? Which pointless Cincinnati list is your favorite — or least fave?
by Kelsey Kennedy
Posted In: Commentary
at 03:12 PM | Permalink
you move to Cincinnati and put on a pair of goggles — the longer you stay, the harder
it is to take them off. And why would you want to? I’ve lived here for five
years and still manage to fall deeper in love with this city every day. For all
you newcomers, here are some necessary guidelines for your initiation into the
greatest city in the Midwest.
a chili, not a side. The East side/West side rivalry is deeply rooted in
competitive turf wars and stubborn rationalizations. When brought up in
conversation, it’s usually best to remain indifferent and let your eyes glaze
over until the fighting stops.
Become a regular at (at least) one bar in Over-the-Rhine. Find your favorite
bartender at Neon’s and dance to the ‘8os music at Japp’s on a Saturday night.
Discover new music at MOTR or wind down with some jazz at 1215 Wine Bar.
Understand that high schools — and the culture surrounding them — are really
important here. “Are you from around here?” is almost always followed by, “So
what high school did you go to?” Cincinnatians stick to their alma maters like
glitter on glue, and everyone has a reputation.
4. See The
Cincy Brass play at Mr. Pitiful’s before you die (or move). Request the song “Let
Me Clear My Throat” by DJ Kool. Gyrate on everyone.
to know Kentucky. Bounce around the Levee and Mainstrasse. End your night with
a cheesy goetta omelet at the Anchor Grill. Trust me on this one.
Cincinnati has the second largest Oktoberfest in the world (The WORLD!) second
only to Munich. Dress like a German, drink like a German, eat like a German.
Develop a severe case of road rage while driving on I-75. Perfect the ability
to stare someone down after cutting you off.
Get involved with this city’s politics. Picket City Hall or write a letter to an
editor. Cincinnati had a record-breaking low voter turnout in the 2013 mayoral
election — make your voice heard.
back to your neighborhood. Volunteer at the Freestore Foodbank or tutor kids at
Wordplay Cincy. Teach an art class or buy someone an umbrella on a rainy day. Start
a collaborative effort to make this city the best it can be.
Master the Metro and make friends with the drivers. Sit up front and strike up
a conversation with a stranger. Try not to fall when the metro slides down one
of Cincinnati’s many 90-degree angles.
Cincinnati sports. Tailgate at a Bengal’s game, cheer on the Cyclones and pledge
your allegiance to Brandon Phillips’ smile.
ALL THE GOETTA. And LaRosa’s. And Graeter’s. Now start training for the Flying
your favorite city park with your favorite view of the skyline against Kentucky.
Feel safe tucked away in the hills. Ponder about the meaning of life.
your windows down and go 10 miles over the speed limit on the Roebling Bridge. Listen
to the whirring sound. Just do it.
a deep love for all things Cincinnati and defend your city when people talk
shit. Recognize that you are a part of something larger than yourself — that
Cincinnati isn’t just the Queen City — it’s a community and a network and a
lineage of diverse Midwesterners who all contribute to making this place a
force to be reckoned with.
0 Comments · Wednesday, January 15, 2014
It was 1989 and crack cocaine had all its
black enthusiasts by the pipe; never more prevalent and obviously so
than along the stretch of Burnett Avenue heading north toward its
intersection with Rockdale Avenue.
0 Comments · Tuesday, December 31, 2013
My niece, to whom I haven’t spoken in probably decades, is having her father cremated. D. died Christmas Eve morning.
0 Comments · Wednesday, November 20, 2013
The Jelly Bus: This is not actually a bus
wrapped in jelly, as the name suggests. It is a bus dressed up like a
jet whose route connects to CVG airport. Of course, Northern Kentucky’s
2x TANK already services the airport, but just imagine the novelty of a
trolley bus that looks like a jet airplane — a Jelly Bus!
0 Comments · Wednesday, November 13, 2013
A old, white, anti-gay Republican narrowly won a community
board of trustees election in Houston after he purposely misled voters
in his largely black voting district to believe he was also black. WORLD -2
by Hannah McCartney
Posted In: Business
at 09:55 AM | Permalink
Local businesses need votes to go before panel of judges
Cincinnati-area businesses only have a few more days left to garner enough votes to enter the running to win a slice of $3 million Chase Bank will award to 12 small businesses across the country. Chase's Mission Main Street Grants program is designed to help small businesses grow. Although the registration deadline has passed, there are about 65 small local businesses who've applied hoping to enter the running. Click here
and search "Cincinnati" to see which local businesses are vying for a
grant, and vote for your favorite using your Facebook account. In order to earn eligibility, small businesses need to garner 250 votes from supporters, which will allow them to move onto the selection phase where a Chase panel will review small businesses' applications and choose winners based on enthusiasm, likelihood to succeed, a well thought-out growth plan and positive impact in the community. The 12 winners will receive a $250,000 grant, plus a Google Chromebook Pixel laptop and a trip to Google for a small business workshop with Google
whizzes. Voting ends on Nov. 15, and winners will be announced in January 2014.
0 Comments · Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Even above the City Council and mayoral
races, Issue 4 could be the most decisive ballot item in the 2013
election. If voters approve it, Cincinnati could be ravaged by the city
0 Comments · Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Issue 1 would renew a minor property tax
levy for the Public Library of Cincinnati and Hamilton County. Since
it’s simply a renewal, it would not increase taxes from current levels.
But it wou