I admit that my restaurant of choice, the Applebee's in Western Hills, showed very little imagination on my part, but it was going to be fun seeing my friends Jan and Jim again. Looking at the menu, I asked our young waitress how good the BBQ chicken salad was. "Oh, it's great," she said. "Really?" I asked. "Would you tell me if it wasn't great? Would you tell me if it sucked?" The waitress gave me a surprised, odd look, and Jan and Jim were probably looking at each other, saying to themselves, "There he goes again."