by Jac Kern
65 days ago
Posted In: Humor
at 04:04 PM | Permalink
City ranks in another pointless list
in time for Valentine’s Day shopping, Amazon.com released a list of the 20 “most
romantic” cities, based on sales data of romance novels,
sex and relationship books, romantic comedy DVDs, Barry White CDs (seriously) and sexual
wellness products (per capita) since Jan. 1, 2010. As your aunt, boss and childhood neighbor probably already shared on Facebook,
Cincinnati made the list — we’re the 15th most romantic city, guys.
like these are generally an attempt to quickly grab a mass audience with some
kind of marketing motive. Positive or negative, when a city is mentioned on a national
list, there’s a built-in readership that will talk about and share the story on
social media. Do they spark “debate?” Sure. Are these useful, proactive
conversations? Rarely. But hey, we’re No. 1 (or, in this case, 15)!
The Queen City landing on some arbitrary sales-based list is nothing new. For some reason, a
2010 Daily Beast list that dubs Cincy the "craziest" city is making its rounds again as of late.
The criteria used to create this list include “psychiatrists per capita,
stress, eccentricity and drinking levels,” all quantitative data, no doubt.
Here are a
few other examples of how Cincinnati stacks up on recent national countdowns:
2011: Most Social via Mashable
2011: Most Bed Bugs via Orkin
2012: (One of the) Most Racist via Deadspin, whose love for Cincinnati knows no bounds.
2013: (10th) Most Polluted via Time
2013: Trendiest (on Twitter) via Washington Post
2013: (72nd) Most Livable City (but
the only Ohio city on the list) via Livability.com
we miss any? Which pointless Cincinnati list is your favorite — or least fave?
0 Comments · Thursday, December 27, 2012
I am a compulsive list-maker. I keep the calendars that kept the appointments, lists and abandoned ideas from years gone by.