by Jac Kern
69 hours ago
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Jac's roundup of pop culture news and Internet findings
Last week was Mercedes Benz
Fashion Week in New York, the time of year when style trends are set, when
fashion gods are carried from runway to runway,
when Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen emerge from their tiny troll lair to present a
new collection of looks for their line, The Row. Here are the sisters trying to
convince us they’re human before the show. I dare you to only watch once.
I like to think they’re
communicating using a sort of Morse code-esque troll twin hand gestures beneath
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes
welcomed their baby girl into the world on Friday. In case you need to check
yourself: There’s a days-old human out there with better genes, a bigger bank
account, cooler parents and a nicer home that is already more famous than
you’ll ever be. Seriously, though, I hope they have a dozen body guards
watching that baby at all times. Between all the Hey Girls and The Notebook
fans out there still praying for the reunion of Ryan and Rachel and anyone
wanting to use Mendes-Gosling DNA for a voodoo-like beauty regime (guilty as
charged), someone is bound to try to steal that baby.When Fox 19 reality series Queen City ended,
we were left with a void of shows featuring mildly interesting locals
interacting with each other in staged scenarios. Thankfully, Dayton CW has
given us The Valley. The show stars
six Miami Valley-area high school grads during the summer before they head off to
college. Cameras follow the group as they hang out at area attractions, meet
“mentors” and explore personal issues — all while providing superfluous commentary after the
fact. Think Real Housewives without
the Botox or budget. Yes, it’s bad. Sadly, not even bad in a good way.
If I wanted to see awkward kids
mingle in forced situations, I’d watch teens on the Levee explore the confusing
world of “group hangs.” And if I did that, I’d be a fucking weirdo. I’m not
throwing shade at the kids involved — I shudder to think what 18-year-old me
would do on a local reality show. But who is the audience for a show like this?
Find out for yourself and watch the first episode here.
Miss New York Kira
Kazantsev may have won the Miss America crown this Sunday, but Miss Ohio MacKenzie
Bart stole the show with her talent: ventriloquism.
Obviously, Miss Ohio
Roxy was robbed.
Saturday Night Live returns for its 40th season next Saturday, Sept. 27 and, as usual, there
will be some casting changes. Last year’s newbies John Milhiser, Noël Wells
and Brooks Wheelan were let go; Mike O’Brien will leave the stage and return to
the writers room. SNL’s resident Kim
Kardashian (also a lot of other great characters) Nasim Pedrad departed to star
in the upcoming Fox comedy Mulaney.
Colin Jost, who took over Weekend Update with Cecily Strong when Seth Meyers
left, will return to the desk without
Strong (though she’s still a cast member). SNL
writer and Daily Show correspondent
Michael Che will replace her as co-anchor. Finally — hope you’re ready to feel
old — the show will bring on its first player born in the ‘90s as 20-year-old
comic Pete Davidson joins the cast. Chris Pratt hosts the season opener next
week with music guest Ariana “Not A Baby” Grande.
Nasim Pedrad may have taken
her talents elsewhere, but we can still enjoy her work in this unaired skit
where she plays —to perfection — Aziz Ansari.
New movie trailers to hit the Interwebz: After plenty of teases, the
first full-length preview of The Hunger
is out; Serena —the 35th film
starring Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper — places the stars in 1920s North
Carolina; John Wick
stars Keanu Reeves as a former
hit-man thrown back into the game.
by Nick Swartsell
71 hours ago
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Ohio investigates Cincinnati Charter school; New safety measures in area schools; poverty, drug use down nationally.
All right, let’s do this news thing. Ohio has added a charter school from Cincinnati, as well as another from Columbus, to its investigation into Chicago-based Concept Schools, which runs 17 charter schools in the state. Concept has come under state and federal scrutiny after former teachers at the company’s Horizon Academy in Dayton made accusations about sexual misconduct, records forgery and other alleged crimes. The state has since received similar complaints about the Horizon Science Academies in Cincinnati and Columbus, officials say. This isn’t the first time charter schools in Cincinnati have come under fire. This summer, the Ohio Department of Education shut down VLT Academy in Pendleton due to low performance and lack of a sponsor organization.• Cincinnati Assistant City Manager Bill Moller yesterday told city council’s finance and budget committee that the city shouldn’t have to commit public financial help to any hotel project at The Banks. The proposed location for a hotel is in a top-notch spot next to the ballpark, Moller pointed out, and the new General Electric offices moving in nearby will only make the area more attractive. The city and county are in talks with at least three hotel developers at this point. Financing plans for the project have yet to be proposed, though the hope is that a hotel at The Banks will be finished midway through 2015. Moller’s statements have come after some on council have begun questioning the city’s generosity when it comes to tax incentives and loans to lure businesses to downtown and other parts of the city.• It’s fall, a time when educators’ thoughts turn to school books, lesson plans, shaping young minds and, of course, what to do if a psychotic gunman barges into your school and starts shooting. These are the depressing times we live in. One new defensive solution comes from a northern Ohio company and is called the Bearacade (it’s unclear why it’s called that, just go with it). The device is a metal wedge that can be crammed under a door and pinned to the floor in an emergency situation to keep shooters out of classrooms. Locally, Kings Schools in Warren County has begun installing the Bearacade. Practice for using the device, as described in The Cincinnati Enquirer, sounds slightly crazy:“Unannounced, Goldie will suddenly shout a security emergency to the class, dash to the front of the room and slide baseball-style into the door. Hanging next to the entrance is the new door block, which he hastily installs, making it virtually impossible for any shooter to enter.”However, surprise shouting and a home plate-style slide toward a door to install a metal wedge is probably less disruptive to the educational process than Butler County Sheriff Rick Jones’ suggestion that teachers carry heat in the classroom. • Cincinnati Police say crime is down so far this year in the areas around University of Cincinnati. Though some high-profile cases, including violent burglaries, have brought attention to the area, robberies have decreased by half since a peak in 2009. Other crimes have also decreased. CPD has continued to add patrols in the areas around UC, despite the drop in criminal activity. • Some scummy creeps claiming to be associated with the KKK distributed flyers around Green Township last week, including some with anti-immigration messages. Police there say activities from such groups crop up every few years and then abruptly dissipate. They say they’re keeping an eye on the situation but don’t expect much else from the group, which appears to be from southeastern Indiana. • The Kentucky Supreme Court will hear arguments about one of the state’s most contentious death penalty cases. For 26 years, Gregory Wilson has been on death row, convicted of the kidnap, rape and murder of Deborah Pooley in Covington. But now, after a number of appeals on his behalf, the high court will consider whether or not his defense team did an adequate job and if new DNA evidence should be sought. Wilson’s advocates say the lawyers assigned to argue his case did little on his behalf and that DNA evidence could exonerate him. One of Wilson’s attorneys had never tried a felony, and the other was semi-retired and did not have an office or staff. But those looking to uphold his death sentence, including the Kentucky attorney general, say Wilson was convicted by overwhelming evidence, including the eye-witness testimony of his girlfriend, who is serving a life sentence for her role in the crime, and items he purchased with Pooley’s credit card after she was murdered. The case could set precedent for the way capital murder cases are tried in Kentucky, legal experts say.• Poverty rates inched down slightly in 2013, the Census Bureau reported yesterday. Though that reduction hasn’t matched the reduction in the unemployment rate, the increase in jobs did make a dent in poverty stats. Median household income is still down 8 percent from pre-recession levels, Census data says. The number of children in poverty declined more significantly, from nearly 22 percent in 2012 to not quite 20 percent in 2013. That’s good news. • Also good news — apparently, teen drug and alcohol use is down, according to a new study. Drug abuse in general in the United States has leveled off, according to the report by the Department of Health and Human Services. The study found that teens were turning away from illicit substances in favor of spending hours taking selfies that make them look bored, but in a cool way, and posting them on Tumblr.• Finally, because nothing is more important to tea party types than fair representation in all realms of our modern democratic society, newly chosen Miss America Kira Kazantsev is getting flack for a three-month stint she did as an intern at Planned Parenthood. That revelation has set off a tidal wave of hate from some anti-abortion corners of the Internet, despite the fact that Planned Parenthood doesn’t solely provide abortions and Kazantsev’s role involved supporting sex education, which, you know, actually reduces the need for abortion services. Bravely undeterred by this reality, Twitter users have taken to calling her “Ms. Abortion America,” “baby killer supporter” and suggesting that “this chick sure doesn’t represent me.” Because yes, Miss America is a publicly elected office whose life choices should represent every single American, no matter what their (completely unrelated) political ideologies may be.
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Everyone knows what it's like to mess up a job interview by saying something stupid right at the end (you apparently are supposed to ask the interviewer questions about the position but not whether someone is going to watch you pee during the drug test). Miss California Carrie Prejean made a similar mistake during the Miss America pageant over the weekend.