by Jac Kern
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Eccentric millionaire type
Robert Durst — not the Limp Bizkit one, AP
— has been arrested in New Orleans amidst
gun charges and a separate investigation of his involvement in the 2000 death
of his friend Susan Berman. If you’re reading this like, “Get that hard news out
of my pop culture roundup!” you clearly missed the recent HBO docu-series, The Jinx. The show looked into the life
of Robert Durst, who had been connected to but not convicted of three separate
crimes: the 1982 disappearance of his wife, the 2000 murder of his friend and
the 2001 death and dismemberment of a neighbor. The series featured interviews
with Durst; police, detectives and lawyers involved in the various cases;
friends and family of the victims. It also resulted in new information — the
finale ended with a shocking (apparent) off-camera confession from Durst after
being cornered with new evidence. The final minutes of the episode featured
audio of Durst, likely unaware he was still mic’d up, offering self-incriminating
revelations. The cherry on top: “[I] killed them all, of course.”
In a perfect storm of
events — or perfectly calculated turn of events, depending on what you believe
— the finale coincided with the real-time arrest of Durst, who was found in New
Orleans using a false name. Filmmakers claim the timing was merely coincidence,
that they’d shared all their findings with police and were not involved with
the investigation. Durst is now locked up. To compare this to the popular
podcast Serial, it would almost be
like Adnan Syed was released from prison the day the final chapter aired.
(Although Adnan is set to present his case to the Maryland Court of Special
Appeals this month, thanks in part to the podcast.)
The whole story — of the
documentary, Durst’s life and the events unfolding in real time — has been
nothing short of captivating, taking true crime entertainment to a new level.
Now, we go from watching Durst on an HBO show to reading about him in the
news. And friends, the news doesn’t come with spoiler alerts.In less murdery news, Will Ferrell stopped by The Late Show on St. Patrick’s Day
looking like an Irish Buddy the Elf, and Letterman asked him for some of
his vintage Harry Caray realness. Ferrell obliged. So here’s Will Ferrell as
Buddy the Elf as a leprechaun as Harry Caray:
Awards season might be over
with the Oscars behind us, but the Emmys are already gearing up for September’s
show. It was announced last week
that Andy Samberg will host. Fellow SNL veteran Seth Meyers got the gig last
WWJD — What Would Joan Do?
— is probably something the folks over at Fashion
Police are asking themselves right now. Since legendary host Ms. Rivers
passed away and Kathy Griffin took over, FP
just hasn’t caught a break. First, Giuliana Rancic made some controversial remarks about
singer Zendaya’s dreadlocked look she wore to the Oscars, then Kelly Osborne
left the show, and now new host Kathy Griffin is ditching Fashion Police after just seven episodes. Since the show cannot be
carried by stylist/new panelist Brad Goreski and E.T./bobblehead Giuliana
alone, Fashion Police is
break until September (likely timed with the Emmys).Truth or Dare? Dare: I dare
you to watch this trailer for the first authorized Kurt Cobain documentary
without crying. Truth: I couldn’t.
Kimmel brought his late night show back to Austin, Texas this week for South by
Southwest. As per usual, he tricked a bunch of POSERS into sharing their
opinions on completely made-up bands. He
also offered his services to produce a commercial for Vulcan
Video, an Austin video store, with help from “local actor” Matthew McConaughey.
Cincinnati was featured on Catfish the TV Show again in last
night’s episode. If you recall, last time Nev Schulman and the Catfish crew were here, it resulted in a
really sad episode where a dude was being catfished by his own cousin because
he said she was fat once or something. This episode was also depressing, but for totally
different reasons. The episode focused on Daisy, who lives in North Carolina.
She met a guy on Instagram (need I even go on?) named Marcus, who’s from
Cincinnati. The two hit it off and continued communication via text since summer
of 2012. In the years since, they’ve never seen met one another, video-chatted or
even talked on the phone (ugh, Daisyyyyy). But wait, there’s more. Daisy has
mailed Marcus around $2,000 worth of gifts and cash over the years, including a
professional-grade camera. Oh, and Marcus is a video producer. Marcus never put
the camera or his skills to use as far as communicating with Daisy goes, so all
signs point to Marcus being a real human who is exactly who he says he is.
Surprisingly, yes. After
Marcus hesitated and backed out of a meetup several times, Daisy and the crew came
to Cincinnati and agreed to meet him at a riverside park in Northern Kentucky.
To everyone’s surprise (except dumbass Daisy, ironically), Marcus was legit! He
wasn’t being sneaky and secretive and hesitant to thank her for gifts or return
the favor because he was a catfish or even because he had a girlfriend on the
side — dude just hates talking to humans on the phone, via video or in person and
is just really rude, I guess. Seriously, one of the weirdest episodes ever, and
another example of stupid, communicationally-challenged Millennials that the
world definitely did not need. Read more about the ep here.That local swingers show on A&E premieres this weekend. Read more about the show and TV this week here.
0 Comments · Wednesday, March 5, 2014
Matthew McConaughey’s star power has
exploded over the past couple years, capped off with Sunday’s Academy
Award win for Best Actor in Dallas Buyers Club.
The Academy's top two prizes are up for grabs after an entertaining and engaging year of film
1 Comment · Wednesday, February 19, 2014
While I am not known for my Oscar
handicapping capabilities, let me go out on a limb here and state that
this year’s telecast will offer few if any real surprises in the four
0 Comments · Wednesday, January 8, 2014
HBO kicks off its 2014 programming this week with a new murder mystery anthology, True Detective (9 p.m. Sundays). The show follows Louisiana detectives
Rust Cohle (Matthew McConaughey) and Martin Hart (Woody Harrelson) over
the course of 17 years, with the story jumping across three time
by Jac Kern
Jac's roundup of pop culture news and Internet findings
convinced the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Will and Kate, rarely have physical contact and imagining their sexy
times is like picturing two pieces of notebook paper laying on a desk, I think it’s
safe to say Queen Elizabeth’s turkey baster procedure was a success, cause Royal
Baby Watch is upon us!
Duchess Kate was
hospitalized last week for Hyperemesis Gravidarum, which is pretty much a fancy way of
saying “bad baby morning barfs.” My professional opinion is that her tiny
12-year-old boy body has gone into shock now that it requires more than its
usual daily dose of three saltines and a grapefruit. Will and Kate’s baby is
approximately the size of a pea at this point and people are already putting
Kate’s nonexistent stomach under a microscope, asking absurd questions like "Could it be twins?"
And, ever the bastion of journalism, US
Weekly has a timeline of the duchess’ body changes over the past 10 years
See Kate’s shape transform from fettuccine to spaghetti to
spaghetti a la fetus before your eyes!
I’m rarely one to
say “poor princess” and I love a good celebrity pregnancy as much as the next
sad fool, but Kate's gone through more than a year of royal pressure to get knocked up, and now she is, but not even at the standard
pregnancy announcement 3-month mark yet. Let up on her womb, yo!
If Kate was like
us lowly commoners, she’d likely be Instagramming her tiny bump and tweeting
from inside the hospital (Nuthin 2 worry bout, just tummy troubles #preggers).
Call it over-sharing, but most people announce their
monumental life moments on social media. So, thankfully, if you were trying to
recall the major events you experienced this past year, Facebook has gone ahead
and just done it for ya. Just go to your page, click See your 2012 Year in
Review or go to facebook.com/yearinreview/[your Facebook url]. A slideshow of
photos you’ve been tagged in rotates above a list of friends you’ve added and
pages you’ve liked in the past 12 months. Scrolling further down, Facebook has
generated what it believes to be the 20 “biggest moments” from your year,
including status updates, photos and links. I’m assuming those who’ve posted
about starting a new job, getting engaged/married, moving to a new city or
having a baby — royal or otherwise — would see those types of announcements
highlighted, but for losers like me that just incessantly post pointless crap,
this feature is pretty damn funny.3/20 "biggest moments" of my year include fictional characters and alcohol.
Social media is
more than just a place to show off how great your life is to all your lame high
school friends #thankful. It’s also a platform to reach out to public figures
and celebrities. And while a member of Smash Mouth probably doesn’t fall into
either category in the year 2012, Jon Hedren became determined to get a
response from the band once Smash Mouth got a verified Twitter account in 2011.
Now, for those who
don’t remember, Smash Mouth was a San Jose-based Pop/Rock band that provided
songs for every major movie trailer and/or film credits in the late ‘90s-early
‘00s (Mystery Men, Shrek, Rat Race, Inspector Gadget —
and that’s just “All Star”). They also mastered the art of the pencil-thin chin
Holy shit, it’s
multiple silly messages to the band, but the one stood out:
After hundreds of
retweets, the dumb challenge turned into a pledge to raise money for charity —
all if lead singer Steve Harwell would eat a giant plate of eggs. Weeks later,
a San Jose music venue promoter reached out to Jon after talking the challenge
over with Harwell. More than $100,000 was raised for St. Jude’s and the Smash
Mouth dude agreed to scarf some eggs at the nearby opening of a Guy Feiri
restaurant. Best team-up ever, right? As Jon describes in his Vice story, “Guy and Steve were supposedly
old friends and not actually the same man, despite the exact same fashion sense
and divorced dad aura.”
Go here to read
the full first-hand account of how this guy got the Smash Mouth guy to accept
an eating challenge.
Everyone knows a
good way for an actor to clinch an Oscar nom is by dropping or gaining a ton of
weight. By those standards, the stars of Dallas
Buyer’s Club, due in theaters in 2013, should be racking up the awards next year
because they’re giving a new name to manorexia. Matthew McConaughey, who plays Ron
Woodruff — a Texan who contracted HIV in the ‘80s — has been
photographed in various stages of emaciation
over the past few months (a stark contrast to his recent beefy Magic Mike look).
And Jared Leto, portraying a transgendered woman with AIDS, recently posed for
photographer Terry Richardson’s camera. I mean, way to commit to your craft but dude is cartoon skinny — like, he
disappears when he turns to the side.
In Beyonce news,
which should always be its own category, Mrs. Jay-Z is set to perform the
halftime show at Super Bowl XLVII, she just signed a major deal with Pepsi and
has directed, produced and starred in her own documentary, premiering on HBO
Feb. 16. Sounds like 2013 will be the year of the Bey.
if you attempted multiple times to pause exactly on the shot of what appears to
be Beyonce’s pregnant belly (not that I did…), it looks like she’s finally
putting those fake baby bump conspiracy theories to rest.
in case you missed the biggest news story of the week, a very fashionable
monkey was found in a Toronto Ikea, becoming an instant Internet celebrity.
Darwin is a domesticated macaque and has since been taken by
animal control. His owner Yasmin Nakhuda is currently trying to get little Darwin back.
(Warner Home Video) 2012, Rated R
0 Comments · Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Steven Soderbergh, despite threats of an
early retirement, continues his relentless pace with the entertaining,
sneakily incisive Magic Mike, the 49-year-old director’s 11th effort
since 2004 and his third in less than a year following the effective
thrillers Contagion and Haywire. (By comparison, his buddy David Fincher
has made nine movies since 1992.)
Slick but empty romantic comedy falls flat
0 Comments · Friday, May 1, 2009
Fashion photographer and swarmy cad Connor Mead (Matthew McConaughey) returns to the family estate of Uncle Wayne (Michael Douglas) for the wedding of his younger brother (Breckin Meyer) and comes face-to-face with Jenny (Jennifer Garner), the one who got away. Connor cruises his sexscapade dreams with a disparate trio of spirit guides in search of true love, but the only spark of life here is the roguish Douglas. Grade: D.