Unfortunately, Frisch’s Restaurants
Inc. today announced that it will sell off 29 Golden Corral buffets,
ending their affiliation with the leaders in the field of
Hoveround-based snackin’ and home of the chocolate waterfall.
A crispy looking jersey and the fact that the Bearcats are NCAA
Tournament-bound pleased nearly all Ohioans, though Gov. John Kasich was
reportedly quite crestfallen to learn that the lack of numbers on the
jerseys shown at the unveiling was because they were prototypes and not
the result of cuts in education funding.