When my daughter and I spent our first night together in
the hospital, I gave her an extensive overview
of what this life thing is all about. I began
my lecture (it was a fairly one-sided conversation) with five essential
words of advice: “Always be nice to people.”
He called his band “Limp Bizkit,”
combines bad rapping with Heavy Metal and made a horrifying sextape
(that was mysteriously leaked online). If nothing else, Fred Durst is
incredibly accommodating when it comes to providing punchline set-ups.
He was at it again recently when it was announced that he had signed a
deal with CBS to develop a sitcom, in which he’ll reportedly star. The
announced name of the show? Douchebag.