Hilarious weed-smoking sloth makes smoking weed look fun; Kasich does something that kind of makes it sound possible for convicts to get jobs; feds mock lack of sensible immigration policy by making jokes about Santa's reindeer and more.
The good girl in the Tom Petty song loves
her mama, Jesus, America, horses and her boyfriend, too. Petty doesn’t
specify if the order is a ranked one, but does equate them all to
something centrally pure, something uniquely American. The horse is not
on the list by accident.