Most people remember at some point in
life dating someone we now refer to as “crazy.” The use of the word can
sometimes feel as misleading as the choice of “dating” in the same
sentence. Batshitfuckingcrazy is often the preferred description.
Andy Dalton jokes that he can now hold
his head up and boss around the mere rookies that invaded the Bengals’
locker room this past week for a rookie minicamp. He, of course, is
joking. It’s not his style to boss anyone around — more likely he’s
showing his new teammates the ropes.
It takes a special human being to be a Cincinnati sports fan. Unless you're a masochist, the better part of the last two decades has not only been disappointing but also profoundly embarrassing. The demise of hometown hero Pete Rose was just the opening salvo in a decline that's only now beginning to show signs of relief.