by Jac Kern
Jac's roundup of pop culture news and Internet findings
James Gandolfini, who rose to icon status with his leading role in The
Sopranos, died Wednesday in Italy from a heart attack. He was 51 years old.
Holsten’s, the New Jersey ice cream shop featured in the final scene of the legendary
television series’ finale, paid tribute to Gandolfini by reserving the booth where
he and his on-screen family filmed their last shot. Let’s remember Tony Soprano
by watching this 2002 clip of Jim on Sesame
Street, where he talks to Zoe about how it’s OK to feel scared sometimes.
are no strangers to harsh public scrutiny – just ask Miss Utah USA, Marissa
Powell. But most contestants don’t have to worry
about being criticized for being too cute. At the 25th annual
World’s Ugliest Dog Contest in Petaluma, Calif., freaky is fabulous. You’ll
find everything from hairless, cross-eyed mutts with missing body parts to
patchy, freckled pooches with potbellies and snaggleteeth. The Chinese crested,
seen here, is an iconic “Ugly” dog with features often exhibited by this
contest’s winner — but not this year. Pictured: a NOT UGLY ENOUGH DOGThis weekend, Walle, a “late entry” 4-year-old beagle-boxer-basset mix, won the
crowd over with his gigantic head (ugly?), the hump on his back (ugly?) and the ability to sit upright on
his butt (ugly?!). Like Potter Stewart, when it comes to ugly, I know it when I
see it and I ain’t seein’ it. Sashay away, Walle. You’re too pretty for this
What do you get
when you cross the egotistical prince of Hip Hop with a beloved stylistic
filmmaker? Kanye Wes.
Molly Miley Cyrus’
evolution into full-on festival groupie/Tumblr chick is complete. Check out her
new vid for “We Can’t Stop,” featuring cameos by taxidermy, a My Size Barbie, Pepto-Bismol blood, smoke bomb crotches and a hot dog piñata:
#WHATISHAPPENING Noisey raises some
“important questions” about the video
since it is both impossible and futile to even form an opinion about it. All I
know is Miley’s fervent ass shaking/slapping and non-drug references are making
me totally uncomfortable. Just a few years ago I relied on older friends to
explain drug stuff to me and now I’m feeling totally weirded out by Miley and
her rolling (or whatever the term is now), twerking, thumb-sucking friends.
Yet, I can’t stop…watching this freaky
mess over and over!
Is your stockpile of
Twinkies starting to dwindle? Fear not, Tallahassee,
because select Hostess snacks are set to be back on store shelves July 15.
& Co. and Apollo Global Management teamed up to buy Twinkies, CupCakes,
Donettes and other Hostess cakes so we can continue to fill our bodies with
preservative-rich baked goods for years to come.
The Steve Jobs
biopic starring Ashton Kutcher is in theaters Aug. 16. Check out the new
Ashton’s Steve Jobs
is legit but, so help me God, if I have to hear that Macklemore & Ryan
Lewis song one more time…
Nik Wallenda crossed a gorge near the Grand Canyon on live television Sunday,
walking 1,500 feet above the ground on a two-inch cable, and didn’t fall to his
death. Good job, Nik! Wallenda comes from a family of tightrope walkers — his great-grandfather
Karl Wallenda, born in Germany in 1905, began performing at age 6. Nik became
the first person to cross Niagra Falls on a high wire last June and Sunday’s
stunt gave him the title as the first aerialist to walk directly over the Little
Colorado River Gorge. There weren’t any harnesses, cables or safety nets — just
a pole to hold for balance. Wallenda prayed loudly to Jesus throughout the
23-minute spectacle. At the peak of the gorge crossing, 13 million viewers tuned in either on TV or online, a staggering number compared to the 2.7
million who tuned into the game-changing Mad
Men finale also on Sunday night (the series’ biggest audience ever). Why do people watch this stuff? It's kind of sick, even if there's a 10-second body splatter insurance delay. :'( :'( :'(
Raunchy romantic comedy fails to connect
0 Comments · Monday, January 24, 2011
Director Ivan Reitman beats 'Friends With Benefits' to the punch, but this Natalie Portman-Ashton Kutcher romantic comedy fails to connect the dots to create a meaningful picture of life and love in the new social network. Grade: D.
Rudderless genre mash-up can't decide what it wants to be
0 Comments · Monday, June 7, 2010
Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl beat Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz in the summer race to the 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' box-office derby, but 'Killers,' with Tom Selleck in a supporting role as Heigl's nebbishly over-protective father, feels like a pilot for a 1980s television series rather than a would-be summer action comedy. Grade: D-.
Multiple subplots can't keep the plates of passion spinning
0 Comments · Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Longtime Hollywood director Garry Marshall's latest is yet another date
movie that's less than the sum of its parts. The sheer number of A-list
actors involved spells trouble. With half as many subplots, the filmmakers might have been able to keep the plates of passion spinning atop their spindly knees. Grade: C.