by Jac Kern
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Jac's roundup of pop culture news and Internet findings
One of the greatest television shows of all time came to an end Sunday
with the series finale of Breaking Bad. Without going into spoilery detail
about this last episode, the finale was truly satisfying for fans of the show.
Often times, even great shows can have disappointing endings that leave
storylines ambiguous and questions unanswered. Breaking Bad wrapped up fully,
touching on nearly every main character and plot point. Alas, it is still
emotional to say goodbye to a beloved series. Thankfully, we’ll get a little
more Bad with the latest spin-off, Huell’s Rules!
Huell's Rules from Lavell Crawford
Just kidding. But the Better Call
Saul spinoff is actually a go (although it is a comedy and will likely be a
prequel, having nothing to do with Breaking
Bad aside from the Saul character). Bad
creator Vince Gilligan also has his next project lined up —a CBS cop drama
titled Battle Creek, which Gilligan actually wrote for the network more than a decade ago.
Cop drama? CBS?! OK…
Natalia Rojas compiled the
profile pictures of every single Facebook user and the finished product looks
Zooming in, you’ll find more
than 1.2 billion people, in order of when the user first signed up for the
soul-sucking site. Nothing but grains of sand, amirite? Check out The Faces of Facebook here.
While some of us are still trying to process Lifetime’s hot mess of a
biopic, Anna Nicole, New York City
Opera recently staged a show based on the ill-fated pop culture icon’s life
(which happens to have the same inventive title). Read Vice’s glowing review
(loljkjk). Anna Nicole Smith has her own opera. Wasn’t Anna Nicole the human a parody
in and of herself?
Ever notice your favorite HBO shows having overlapping actors? The HBO
while two years old now, charts the actors that have appeared in at least three
episodes of an HBO scripted series from Oz
to Game of Thrones.
Kanye West and Jimmy Kimmel are in a feud. It all started with Kimmel's sketch about the rapper’s recent BBC interview,
which barely can be considered a parody as the child actor in “Kimmel Kid
Re-Kreation” is directly quoting Kanye.
The skit rubbed ‘Ye the wrong way, sparking an onslaught of angry tweets
(since deleted) and even a personal phone call to the late-night host. Kimmel,
who was behind the viral “Worst Twerk Fail EVER” prank video, swears this is not a fake feud.
Pete and Pete have a podcast! Danny Tamberelli and Mike Maronna, co-stars of the ‘90s
Nickelodeon series The Adventures of Pete
& Pete and members of the Ginger Hall of Fame have teamed up on a new
monthly podcast. The first episode takes the TV brothers to Portland, Ore.,
site of Petefest, an actual festival for Pete & Pete fans. Listen to the
first installment of The Adventures Of Danny And Mike here.
Hate your job? Got a shitty boss? Live vicariously through this chick
who quit her editing job at Next Media Animation (the folks who create those
funny animated interpretations of “news stories” like Charlie Sheen’s 2010
reign of terror at the Plaza Hotel)
by making her own viral video.
Here’s a Cracked article poking fun BuzzFeed list-icles. Pot, meet kettle.
Between Two Ferns is back! Zach Galifianakis’ interview with Justin
Bieber might actually be the best PR move for the teen angst-ridden drop-crotch enthusiast.
Between Two Ferns with Zach
Galifianakis: Justin Bieber from Justin
by Jac Kern
Jac's roundup of pop culture news and Internet findings
Last week was totally gay. In a very good way. Cities across the country
celebrated Pride and honored the 44th anniversary of the Stonewall
riots in Greenwich Village as the Supreme Court struck down Defense of Marriage
Act and California’s Proposition 8. This week’s cover of The New Yorker pays
tribute to all that’s happened last week (and all the hard work that led up to
it) while playfully answering the question we’ve often wondered about two
ambiguous Muppets cohabitating on Sesame Street: Yes, they are.
Lifetime upheld its reputation for producing high-quality tributes to
lost souls this weekend with the premiere of the highly anticipated Anna Nicole starring Agnes Bruckner. Like
any budding pop culture aficionado, I was an avid fan of E!’s The Anna Nicole Show in the early
2000s. I read all about ANS and followed her cray cray antics up until her
serious and untimely death in 2007. So, as an unofficial Anna Nicole Smith
historian, I feel pretty qualified in saying nearly every single aspect of her
full 39 years (save for that weird MTV awards appearance) was packed into
this two-hour special. Director Mary MFing
Harron, who also directed American
Psycho, I Shot Andy Warhol and The Notorious Bettie Page, said in an interview
with Entertainment Weekly that Anna Nicole is a “new kind of”
but fear not — the flick was full of all the one-liners and dramatic drug
scenes you’d crave from a Lifetime biopic — plus one extremely lifelike prosthetic
According to Lifetime’s story, ever since Vicky Lynn was a little trailer
park girl, after her first encounter with Marilyn Monroe's Playboy cover, she would randomly hallucinate visions of her future
self, complete with her trademark tig ol’ bitties. Is Lifetime suggesting ANS
Vicky Lynn’s mom, with whom I was not familiar, was a hot ass cop mom who locked
her daughter in her room when she noticed her stuffing her bra and dousing her face in makeup in her
early teens. She did not want little Vicky to turn out knocked up early in life like her.
Lifetime: Why paint the one voice of reason as the movie’s villain?!
Peaches, grapefruits or melons? These three fruits were lined up on the
desk of a plastic surgeon in what I imagine is a very realistic re-imagining of
a breast enhancement consultation. "More like what usually goes in here,"
Anna says, as she lifts up a bowling bag, turns it over, and dumps crumpled one
dollar bills on doctors desk.
Anna and Daniel get their first house and proceed to jumps into the pool,
fully clothed, despite it obviously being fall.
“You make me feel like I'm 75 again.” – J. Howard Marshall (played to
perfection by Martin Landau)
Perfect Anna Nicole-isms: “I got big dreams, J. Howard Marshall." And, after being
confronted by a J. Howard’s totally mean son: “I feel like poop.” This sentiment was soon followed
by Anna racing down a street while doing lines of blow, drinking booze straight
from the bottle, standing in on her seat and flashing her boobs to a passing
semi — not just in a moving convertible, but all while driving! She was a true Renaissance woman.
Howard K. Stern, ANS’s attorney/agent/boyfriend who pretty much sealed
her fate, was in full creep mode thanks to his portrayal by Adam Goldberg.
According to this movie, Anna took all her drugs Alka-Seltzer style:
dropped in pretty-colored cocktail. This
was seriously repeated at least six times. Does anyone do that in real life?
Halfway through the movie they just stop tracking the year, so you just
have to guess based on whether or not Anna is lucid and/or fat.
THANK GOD they got the rights to the Anna Nicole theme song:
Viva la fat Anna! Bruckner turned on the crazy accent, perpetually had a
handful/mouthful of snack foods at all time. Now that she's attained her
Marilyn image she sees visions of her little Vicky self. Definitely
Finally, of course, the iconic clown makeup scene. Jesus, why didn’t you
take the wheel?!
Basically it was one of the finest films of the year. Watch that shit immediately.Also, Internet Warning: For some reason, the official Google images that
appear when you search for Anna Nicole Smith and her son Daniel are (real or
doctored, don’t care) explicit photos in which they appear to be dead. Hey
Google, can you fix that please?Speaking of death (sorry), as you’ve probably heard by now, it’s
looking like New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez probably murdered his friend Odin Lloyd. This being
perfectly appropriate material for late night comedy banter, Jay Leno recently
remarked in a monologue that Hernandez has been made an honorary Cincinnati
Bengal. Aw, thanks, Jay, but no thanks.
Need a heavy dose of cuteness to counteract that mess? Well, we met the
one and only Lil Bub last week and talked about fishes, outer space, the
importance of pet adoption and how it’s cool to be different (OK, OK, we talked to
her dude. She mostly made indistinguishable noises) before snapping some super
cute pics of the perma-kitten. You'll be able to read all about her in an upcoming issue but for now, take a sneak peek: Bub loves CityBeat!
Hey look, the cast of Matilda reunited! Mara Wilson, forever Matilda to fans (just don't call her that to her face), blogged last year about why she left acting to pursue a normal human life. Check out her post here.Guilty Pleasure Confession of the Week: Bravo's Below Deck. Watch as a private yacht crew cater to different high-rolling charter guests week-to-week. In this week's premiere, a gay Big Lebowski type and his entourage got busted for cocaine, and had to crusie back to dock mid-hangover. And as if the guests themselves weren't going to be entertaining enough, the crew (supposedly "everyday folk") is five shades of hot mess. Come aboard 10 p.m. Mondays!
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We’ve survived The Ice Truck Killer, The
Skinner, Trinity, The Doomsday Killer and other non-nicknamed bad guys,
and in this final season of Dexter (9 p.m. Sundays,
Showtime) our leading man must make some serious decisions about his