CityBeat - Worst Week Ever! http://www.citybeat.com/cincinnati/articles.sec-166-1-worst_week_ever_.html <![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! April 15-21 - ]]> Decriminalization of marijuana is going to happen all across the USA soon and make the present era seem similar to the last two or three years before stupid Prohibition ended back in the 1930s.]]> <![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! April 8-14 - ]]>

What could earthlings possibly gain from abducting people like Randy Quaid in Independence Day who drink too much and live in the stupid desert?

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! March 25-30 - ]]>

For years, Cincinnati sports fans have had to drink way too much before sporting events while huddling under overpasses or in parking lots near the stadiums.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: March 4-10 - ]]>

 Ah, money.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Feb. 25-March 3 - ]]>

People in America like to talk about how snitches and rats are bad until they themselves become defendants facing dozens of years in a cell and then decide snitching and not being in prison sound just fine.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Feb. 18-24 - ]]>

Not too long ago, the school of thought espoused by those who liked George W. Bush when he was giving speeches that sounded as if Ricky from Trailer Park Boys wrote them was that people who don’t like the president are not American.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Feb. 11-17 - ]]>

Sometimes you hear about a particular thing you don’t care about with such frequency that you wonder if you are supposed to start caring about it or if those who shape our society are just hellbent on distracting you from important things that are occurring in the world we live in.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Feb. 4-10 - ]]>

Ahh, The Great Gatsby. You are either so dumb that you only saw the movie or were dumb enough to read it even though it made little sense because it’s from the black and white era.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Jan. 28-Feb. 3 - ]]>

Portland, Oregon is a nice city in the Pacific Northwest that is very charming and surrounded by beauteous nature.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Jan. 21-27 - ]]>

Many white people in America don’t have a problem with the heavy-handed and unjust way in which deep-seated racism tends to affect the way black people’s interactions with law enforcement transpire.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Jan. 14-20 - ]]>

John Boehner likes being rich and suntanned, and he also likes driving for show and putting for dough.

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It’s been more than a week since the Charlie Hebdo massacre in Paris, and society is already starting to move on.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Dec. 31-Feb. 6 - ]]>

The crisp sound of a rifle shot rings out. Bambi’s mom is dead as fuck.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Dec. 24-30 - ]]>

Anyone who has ever set foot in or waited in the Cincinnati Greyhound station knows it is an outer circle of hell.

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There are plenty of good reasons to visit the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky — maybe you like animatronic dinosaurs (most people do) or your home-schooled kid is acting like a real dick in class and needs to take a field trip.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Dec. 10-16 - ]]>

No matter what or how you celebrate this time of year, one binding factor is that every child we are related to is going to expect lots of gifts and they’re going to be expensive and probably only played with or used for a few weeks before being forgotten.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Dec. 3-9 - ]]>

If there’s anything worse than religious people who try to act morally superior and tell other people who they can marry and where their soul will spend eternity after they kick the bucket, it’s atheists who think other people care what they do and do not believe in.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Nov. 26-Dec. 2 - ]]>

The state of Ohio found the state’s first case of chronic wasting disease (CWD) on a deer farm in Holmes County.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Nov. 19-25 - ]]>

People like owning guns. It gives them the notion that they’re able to stand up for themselves against a tyrannical government and all sorts of other liberating scenarios.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Nov. 12-18 - ]]>

Libraries and newspapers are dying. There’s no denying that.

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