CityBeat - Worst Week Ever! http://www.citybeat.com/cincinnati/articles.sec-166-1-worst_week_ever_.html <![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Aug. 26-Sept. 1 - ]]> Local teacher uses racially charged humor to make pupils hate math early on; former NFL players teach younger generation how to best cover up lives of crime; drones full of things Americans can't get enough of complicate matters at prisons; Hillary Clinton only getting attention for the bad stuff she's done with emails over the years
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Aug. 19-25 - ]]>

Firefighters concerned about flammable objects, obstacles to putting out fires, etc.; Aroldis Chapman throws so hard MLB had to update its stat thing; Toby Keith restaurant sued for about 1 percent of the things wrong with it; Columbia House loses lots and lots of pennies; Video Game League announces drug testing (seriously)

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Aug. 12-18 - ]]> Jailed labor force financially benefits Clermont County; Shakespeare likely high on weed a lot; Papa John's settles with delivery drivers after shorting them for a while; Mayor Cranley appoints guy to Historic Conservation Board who loves tearing down old buildings; Rabbit Hash frets over proposed Rising Star Casino ferry plan.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Aug. 5-11 - ]]>

Robot umpires make their debut; a Texas man shoots an armadillo and receives instant karma; Kraft Singles launches a recall; the contents of the bottle in Sam DuBose's car is analyzed; and the New York Times explains why women feel cold in the office.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! July 08-14 - ]]>

Many Americans grew sick and tired of University of Kentucky fans bragging and acting like they were the ones boxing out and draining three-pointers during the Wildcats’ impressive undefeated run through the regular college basketball season this year.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! June 03-09 - ]]>

If there is one thing that American grocery stores can agree on, it’s that they would rather see most of their unsold yet edible food go into the dumpster than the digestive system of people who for one reason or another can’t afford to purchase it.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! May 20-26 - ]]>

Politics are a stupid sham because the people you get to choose from live lives nothing like yours, care little about how yours is going and spend all their time on the clock pandering and entertaining the rich so they can afford to run in future elections.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! April 29-May 5 - ]]>

Forty-eight of Cincinnati’s 2,918 elevators are not up to code, according to records analyzed by an Enquirer reporter who probably was assigned an elevator investigation as punishment for doing something wrong.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! April 28-May 5 - ]]>

Local University Comes Up with Exceptionally Stupid Research Idea, Courts Help to Stop It

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! April 15-21 - ]]> Decriminalization of marijuana is going to happen all across the USA soon and make the present era seem similar to the last two or three years before stupid Prohibition ended back in the 1930s.]]> <![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! April 8-14 - ]]>

What could earthlings possibly gain from abducting people like Randy Quaid in Independence Day who drink too much and live in the stupid desert?

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! March 25-30 - ]]>

For years, Cincinnati sports fans have had to drink way too much before sporting events while huddling under overpasses or in parking lots near the stadiums.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: March 4-10 - ]]>

 Ah, money.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Feb. 25-March 3 - ]]>

People in America like to talk about how snitches and rats are bad until they themselves become defendants facing dozens of years in a cell and then decide snitching and not being in prison sound just fine.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Feb. 18-24 - ]]>

Not too long ago, the school of thought espoused by those who liked George W. Bush when he was giving speeches that sounded as if Ricky from Trailer Park Boys wrote them was that people who don’t like the president are not American.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Feb. 11-17 - ]]>

Sometimes you hear about a particular thing you don’t care about with such frequency that you wonder if you are supposed to start caring about it or if those who shape our society are just hellbent on distracting you from important things that are occurring in the world we live in.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Feb. 4-10 - ]]>

Ahh, The Great Gatsby. You are either so dumb that you only saw the movie or were dumb enough to read it even though it made little sense because it’s from the black and white era.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Jan. 28-Feb. 3 - ]]>

Portland, Oregon is a nice city in the Pacific Northwest that is very charming and surrounded by beauteous nature.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Jan. 21-27 - ]]>

Many white people in America don’t have a problem with the heavy-handed and unjust way in which deep-seated racism tends to affect the way black people’s interactions with law enforcement transpire.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Jan. 14-20 - ]]>

John Boehner likes being rich and suntanned, and he also likes driving for show and putting for dough.

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