CityBeat - Worst Week Ever! http://www.citybeat.com/cincinnati/articles.sec-166-1-worst_week_ever_.html <![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! May 25-31 - ]]> Oklahoma politicians make national news for reasons you would have guessed; Ohio continues to wish there was some sort of way to figure out how to legalize weed; Ohio police appear not to get why people want them to wear body cams and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! May 18-24 - ]]> Texas town spends $60 million on high school football stadium; good folks of the internet offer helpful assistance with George Zimmerman's punk-ass gun sale; historic mosaic pieces coming to a convention center near you and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! May 11-17 - ]]> Ted Cruz emulates humanoid behavior by talking about 'could have would have should have'; Facebook adds new feature to appear thankful without actually having to say it; local hipster points accrued for celebrating Mother's Day before it was cool and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! May 04-10 - ]]> Nefarious weasel takes time out of busy day to knock superconducting machine offline; Colorado gets high enough to come up with radical idea; washed-up liquor spokesperson brings bankruptcy and bad attitude to Coney Town and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! April 27 - May 03 - ]]>

Cracker Jack modernizes toy prizes to appeal to today's brats who have everything; UK warns citizens about the worst states in America and more. Plus, see those train tracks? Don't park on them!

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! April 20-26 - ]]> Fate of historic building to be debated for a while longer; female college students receive helpful advice from dipshit governor; summer to occur despite invasion of biblical insects and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! April 13-19 - ]]> Dayton becomes first Ohio city to take stance against other states that are dumb; spawn of Donald Trump avoid having to vote for evil father; celebration of new soccer team's first win includes theft of team's banner and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! April 06-12 - ]]> State department advises ugly Americans to stay home and watch TV on Spring Break; John Kasich reportedly willing to start talking about being 'on fleek' and swagger'; bored with fucking up the government, tea party legislators leave office and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! March 30 - April 05 - ]]> Pollution of America's waterways temporarily produces artificial beauty; Cowboys owner/noted medical genius sees no link between NFL and brain disease; God isn't the only sky creature who has no love for most of the human race and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! March 23-29 - ]]>

Pope joins Instagram to the delight of online believers; GOP will not consider SCOTUS nominee or anything else Obama wants; scientists believe dogs are more intelligent than we give the little bastards credit for and more.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! March 9-15 - ]]> Republican group might need to hire one of them social media managers; Syrian refugees introduced to Western culture courtesy of furry convention; Trump revises Cincinnati trip fearing how tiny hands would look holding a coney and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! March 2-8 - ]]> FBI confused about iPhones, proposes trampling privacy rights to address issue; officer not charged in crash thanks to helpful coworkers; rad tech used to determine identity of artist who wished to remain anonymous and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Feb. 24-March 1 - ]]> Attempt to discuss social issues in the workplace goes predictably wrong; uniquely shaped Ohio building faces uncertain future; God sends message to Catholics about evil snacks and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Feb. 17-23 - ]]> Kase Dawg realizes he has zero shot of becoming prez; service animals can only be certain types of animals, because people ruin everything; supreme court justice performs job duties like stoned, shy high school student and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Feb. 10-16 - ]]>

Kentucky takes action to make hate-spewing employee as comfortable as possible; Einstein was right about something haters doubted; Scalia's legacy to be tested by anyone reasonable and more.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Feb. 3-9 - ]]>

Poverty expert says Cincy is doing a good job dealing with the poors; wealthy influencers invest megabucks on local politician; tea party happy to offer idiotic input on heroin problem and more. 

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Jan. 27 - Feb. 02 - ]]> Kasich stands zero chance of earning nomination, comes up with rad idea anyway; wacko Texas politician diagnosed with Obamacare; Enquirer takes down accurate headline over some bullshit and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Jan. 20-26 - ]]> Local political windbags share more opinions about sports; Ohio Republicans create medical marijuana task force to help themselves; Buckeye State best at making annoying phone calls and more.]]> <![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Jan. 13-19 - ]]> Maine governor debuts plan to combat heroin epidemic with old-fashioned racism; record Powerball jackpot is chance to become God, despite what haters say about odds; streetcar hours pique interest of argumentative Cincinnatians and more.
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever! Jan. 06-12 - ]]> GM sees potential in drunk people with smartphones; Ohio Secretary of State rules that politicians' names don't matter; Enquirer publishes incredibly racist, idiotic opinion letter and more.
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