CityBeat - Worst Week Ever! http://www.citybeat.com/cincinnati/articles.sec-166-1-worst_week_ever_.html <![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Dec. 11-17 - ]]>

No matter what or how you celebrate this time of year, one binding factor is that every child we are related to is going to expect lots of gifts and they’re going to be expensive and probably only played with or used for a few weeks before being forgotten.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Dec. 4-10 - ]]>

If there’s anything worse than religious people who try to act morally superior and tell other people who they can marry and where their soul will spend eternity after they kick the bucket, it’s atheists who think other people care what they do and do not believe in.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Nov. 26-Dec. 3 - ]]>

The state of Ohio found the state’s first case of chronic wasting disease (CWD) on a deer farm in Holmes County.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Nov. 20-25 - ]]>

People like owning guns. It gives them the notion that they’re able to stand up for themselves against a tyrannical government and all sorts of other liberating scenarios.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Nov. 13-19 - ]]>

Libraries and newspapers are dying. There’s no denying that.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Nov. 6-12 - ]]>

Whenever out of touch folks from affluent suburbs share their opinions, they need to be taken with a grain of salt.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 30-Nov. 5 - ]]>

For hundreds of years many people have looked to revered religious figures with big hats for guidance on how to be good people.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 23-29 - ]]>

President Barack Obama has been a polarizing figure ever since he got on the ballot with a weird name and started being half black.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 16-22 - ]]>

UC football coach Tommy Tuberville introduced President George W. Bush to some of the squad down in Dallas
before the team won big over Southern Methodist University.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 8-15 - ]]>

Take, for example, the issue of climate change, which shouldn’t be such a murky pit of idiocy and back-and-forth amongst people who haven’t learned anything about anything in years.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 2-8 - ]]>

City of Cincinnati administrators are currently working on a parking plan to accommodate all the rich suburban folk who moved into Over-the-Rhine in the past few years.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Sept. 25-Oct. 1 - ]]>

Politics are stupid and the world is just going to keep on keepin’ on toward its path of speedy destruction, Botox and bullshit no matter who you vote for.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Sept. 17-23 - ]]>

America is the land of opportunity. It’s even the land where you can blame others when your opportunity comes and goes without success.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Sept. 10-16 - ]]> Al Franken was pretty funny back in the day — his Stuart Smalley character always kept you hoping for the day when he’d get high before talking to himself in the mirror and realize that he was never good enough and everybody hated him.]]> <![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Aug. 27-Sept. 2 - ]]> Kroger chairman and former CEO David Dillon recently opened up while at the Aspen Ideas Festival panel, keeping it realer than most would by stating that his $12.8 million pay package in 2013 was “ludicrous.”
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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Aug. 20-26 - ]]> The Internet is a wonderful place, full of important information and videos of people tripping over things in stores. It’s also a useful tool for starting viral trends, most of which don’t help anyone (selfies) but some that do (video of cops acting like dicks).]]> <![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: Aug. 13-19 - ]]>

Local leaders seeking to renovate Music Hall and Union Terminal are running into predictable problems, principally that Republican Hamilton County commissioners believe in vetting massive historical renovation projects in their basements rather than relying on the expertise of area CEOs who kick it with Obama.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: May 28-June 3 - ]]>

For many Cincinnatians, the scariest part of going across the Western Hills Viaduct is not knowing which lane you should be in as you wrap around that McDonald’s that greets you on the West Side — one wrong turn and you could be headed down State Street and wondering both what year it is and if parts of Gummo were filmed there. 

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: May 14-20 - ]]>

Gender roles are weird. Men are supposed to love going to Hooters because the restaurant is named after tits and their servers do the best job they can at patting backs and flirting with customers while acting as minimally repulsed as possible.

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<![CDATA[Worst Week Ever!: April 30-May 6 - ]]>

Neighborhood activists have called for City Councilman Christopher Smitherman’s ouster as a committee chairman in light of comments he recently made accusing black people of not doing enough to stop violence.

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