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In Defense of Everything You Think You Hate About the Holidays

· Dec 10, 2014 02:14 pm

This year, we’re defending everything you think hate about the holidays, from mother-in-laws to mass to matzo and all the glittery crap in between.
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In Defense of Saying “Happy Holidays”

· Dec 10, 2014 02:26 pm

Fox News’ greatest holiday tradition and perhaps its greatest ongoing bullshit dissemination is its annual reminder that we are in the middle of a war — a “War on Christmas.” ...

In Defense of Scaring Children into Good Behavior

· Dec 10, 2014 01:55 pm

 Kids are dicks, scientifically speaking. ...

In Defense of Presents

· Dec 10, 2014 03:56 pm

Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Winter Solstice or anything in between, it’s one of the few times a year when you don’t have to be rational. ...

In Defense of Christmas Albums

· Dec 10, 2014 02:32 pm

We’ve attempted to gather some of the best Christmas albums — from classic to just-released — so you don’t need to sift through all the dirt and rubble yourself. ...

In Defense of Jewish Food

· Dec 10, 2014 02:40 pm

Honestly, not all Jewish food is bad, especially this time of year when my people’s cuisine really begins to shine. ...

In Defense of Christmas Mass

· Dec 10, 2014 03:04 pm

First, a confession: I’m not Catholic. ...

In Defense of Mother-in-Laws

· Dec 10, 2014 02:48 pm

When people trade horror stories — or, on the more rare occasion, love stories — about their in-laws, it’s the mother-in-law that tends to be the protagonist (or antagonist). ...

In Defense of Eggnog

· Dec 10, 2014 04:10 pm

Eggnog is one of those persistent holiday traditions evoking either fond memories of family gatherings or a general revulsion for the season. ...

In Defense of Doing Social Things During the Holiday Season

· Dec 10, 2014 03:22 pm

Events, attractions and light shows for friends, family and more. ...

The Gift Guide

Presents for People You Know

· Nov 19, 2014 02:14 pm

With Black Friday quickly approaching (aka Nov. 28, if you’re the type to pretend to ignore capitalism and Walmart ads), the hive mind of America is focusing in on the holiest of all holiday celebrations: shopping. ...

 
 

In Defense of Saying “Happy Holidays”

· Dec 10, 2014 02:26 pm

Fox News’ greatest holiday tradition and perhaps its greatest ongoing bullshit dissemination is its annual reminder that we are in the middle of a war — a “War on Christmas.” ...

In Defense of Presents

· Dec 10, 2014 03:56 pm

Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Winter Solstice or anything in between, it’s one of the few times a year when you don’t have to be rational. ...

In Defense of Scaring Children into Good Behavior

· Dec 10, 2014 01:55 pm

 Kids are dicks, scientifically speaking. ...

In Defense of Eggnog

· Dec 10, 2014 04:10 pm

Eggnog is one of those persistent holiday traditions evoking either fond memories of family gatherings or a general revulsion for the season. ...

In Defense of Jewish Food

· Dec 10, 2014 02:40 pm

Honestly, not all Jewish food is bad, especially this time of year when my people’s cuisine really begins to shine. ...

In Defense of Christmas Albums

· Dec 10, 2014 02:32 pm

We’ve attempted to gather some of the best Christmas albums — from classic to just-released — so you don’t need to sift through all the dirt and rubble yourself. ...

In Defense of Christmas Mass

· Dec 10, 2014 03:04 pm

First, a confession: I’m not Catholic. ...

In Defense of Mother-in-Laws

· Dec 10, 2014 02:48 pm

When people trade horror stories — or, on the more rare occasion, love stories — about their in-laws, it’s the mother-in-law that tends to be the protagonist (or antagonist). ...

In Defense of Office Secret Santas

· Dec 10, 2014 04:16 pm

Once you receive a present, you’ll always have something to give out for next year’s Secret Santa gift exchange. Just keep it wrapped. ...

In Defense of Doing Social Things During the Holiday Season

· Dec 10, 2014 03:22 pm

Events, attractions and light shows for friends, family and more. ...

 
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