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Worst Week Ever! May 04-10

· May 4, 2016 09:33 am

Nefarious weasel takes time out of busy day to knock superconducting machine offline; Colorado gets high enough to come up with radical idea; washed-up liquor spokesperson brings bankruptcy and bad attitude to Coney Town and more.
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The Enquirer's 'Agenda' and the Dennison Hotel

· Apr 27, 2016 09:30 am

In spite of its January declaration of a new day, The Enquirer’s latest offering — a show of support for tearing down the Dennison Hotel building on Main Street — was a typical ode to the powers that be. ...

Worst Week Ever! April 27 - May 03

· Apr 27, 2016 09:22 am

Cracker Jack modernizes toy prizes to appeal to today's brats who have everything; UK warns citizens about the worst states in America and more. Plus, see those train tracks? Don't park on them!
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Worst Week Ever! April 20-26

· Apr 20, 2016 10:44 am

Fate of historic building to be debated for a while longer; female college students receive helpful advice from dipshit governor; summer to occur despite invasion of biblical insects and more.
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Media Musings from Cincinnati and Beyond

· Apr 20, 2016 10:54 am

Here’s the perfect story for some aspiring TV journalist passing through Cincinnati and eager for an award-winning clip: Ask hospitals and other institutions/businesses why they post their signs banning deadly weapons inside.
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Worst Week Ever! April 13-19

· Apr 13, 2016 10:04 am

Dayton becomes first Ohio city to take stance against other states that are dumb; spawn of Donald Trump avoid having to vote for evil father; celebration of new soccer team's first win includes theft of team's banner and more.
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Morning News and Stuff

City to replace beheaded parking meters; study finds Central Parkway bike lane not causing more accidents; Kasich gives up on presidential bid

· May 5, 2016 09:48 am

The city of Cincinnati has opted to replace the city's sad, beat-up, beheaded parking meters with multi-space meters requiring motorists to print out a ticket to put in their windshields, according to a memo from City Manager Harry Black. The new meters will soon be installed in 40 locations...

Report: Central Parkway Crashes in Line with Other Streets Without Bike Lanes

Finding are similar to those released and then pulled by the city in March

· May 5, 2016 08:11 am

There's been a lot of controversy around the Central Parkway Bikeway, with some in the city, including City Council members, asking whether it has caused more accidents along the busy street. But a study undertaken by the city and re-released yesterday seems to show that's not the case.A report...

Cincy Shakes Pours First Cement — and Cements a Big-Deal Conference for 2018

· May 4, 2016 03:57 pm

Cincinnati Shakespeare Company today made its “first pours” of cement on Wednesday afternoon, May 4, getting started on the foundation for the new Otto M. Budig Theater at 12th and Elm streets in Over-the-Rhine. This is the beginning of construction for a brand-new 244-seat theater,...

 

Worst Week Ever! May 04-10

· May 4, 2016 09:33 am

Nefarious weasel takes time out of busy day to knock superconducting machine offline; Colorado gets high enough to come up with radical idea; washed-up liquor spokesperson brings bankruptcy and bad attitude to Coney Town and more.
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Oh, Donald: We Hardly Knew Ye

· Mar 30, 2016 09:55 am

I have been intently listening to and reading the invisible ink between the lines of Trump’s utterances, and we have not given him nearly enough credit. ...

Obama and Megyn Kelly: Media Critics

· Apr 13, 2016 10:00 am

President Obama and Fox’s Megyn Kelly could be a Saturday Night Live duo, satirizing Obama and Kelly. Their latest schtick is to blame the news media for the rise of Donald Trump. Seriously?
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Larry Gross (1954-2015)

· Jun 24, 2015 11:42 am

Longtime CityBeat staffer and columnist Larry Gross passed away on Monday, June 15 at the age of 61.
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