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Music, Movies and the Not So Mundane

{CommentsCant} · Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Oscar-winning director Roman Polanski last night was greeted with applause while picking up his lifetime achievement award at the Zurich Film Festival. He was unable to pick up the award in 2009 after being arrested by Swiss police for allegedly having sex with a 13-year-old girl in 1977. "I mean, who else would have the guts to come to this festival after he has been arrested here?" said This Brunner, a Swiss film and art expert in Zurich. "He has a unique personality, he has a huge heart."  
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Music, Movies and the Not So Mundane

{CommentsCant} · Tuesday, September 27, 2011
With the exception of dopes like Joel Tannenbaum and Jammie Rasset, record labels have moved away from trying to sue the poop out of individuals for copyright infringement. But before you go look for Feist's new album on thepiratebay.com, there is a new group called Digital Rights Corp. that will go out and find suspected copyright infringers and demand you pay them $10. Yeah, 10 fucking dollars. So watch your ass when you download the Bob Marley discography, smokey.  
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Music, Movies and the Not So Mundane

{CommentsCant} · Monday, September 26, 2011
A 10-year-old Idaho boy went toe-to-toe with a mountain lion in a rural area of Boise, Idaho, escaping with only minor scratches. He was apparently unfazed by the event, claiming his biggest fear is that his friends at school won't believe his story. The boy and his father were looking for a missing hunting dog when he happened upon the mountain lion feeding on the dog in question. Case closed. The child tried to run from the lion but tripped allowing the lion to take a swipe at the boy's arm. The boy drew his hunting knife and screamed something at the lion. Probably, "This is Boise!" The boy's father then fired off a few warning shots and the lion scampered away.  
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Music, Movies and the Not So Mundane

{CommentsCant} · Friday, September 23, 2011
Fox can't stop, won't stop making Kiefer programs with Kiefer Sutherland killing terrorists. A new show, Touch, was created and written by Tim Kring, the guy who did Heroes. Alongside big Kief will be Danny Glover, who is reportedly not too old for this shit. The show has Kiefer trying to connect with his mute son and soon discovers he has the "ability to see things that no one else can and the patterns that connect seemingly unrelated events."  
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Music, Movies and the Not So Mundane

{CommentsCant} · Thursday, September 22, 2011
The creator of The Drew Carey Show, Bruce Helford, has signed on to write and run Charlie Sheen's new television show, Anger Management. The show will be based on the 2003 movie of the same name about an average Joe forced to attend group anger-management sessions led by a crazy therapist. Sheen will probably play the therapist.  
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Music, Movies and the Not So Mundane

{CommentsCant} · Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Tony Bennett, singer/political advisor(?), is on the hot seat after telling Howard Stern on Monday that President George W. Bush admitted to him that the Iraq War was a mistake. “He told me personally that night, he says, ‘I think I made a mistake,’ ” Bennett said, referring to the Iraq War and not the fact that he had the White House chef pair a lobster bisque with a Muga Rioja. Faux pas!  

Box It Up

MidPoint Midway’s Box Truck Carnival brings guerilla-style interactive art to Cincinnati

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Now in its 10th year, the MidPoint Music Festival has grown from an annual outlet for local musicians to one of the best and brightest fests in the region, this year offering nationally and globally renowned acts such as Cut Copy, Mates of State and The Album Leaf. This year will also see the inclusion of Cincinnati’s visual arts talent, as ArtWorks and MPMF bring the foreign concept of the Box Truck Carnival to town.   
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Music, Movies and the Not So Mundane

{CommentsCant} · Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Listen to David Wax Museum (Mommy: Belle and Sebastian when they're on their meds; Daddy: Old Crow) and Penguin Prison (Mommy: Chromeo; Daddy: Cut Copy) because they will get you in the mood for this weekend's MidPoint Music Festival.  
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{CommentsCant} · Monday, September 19, 2011
Appearing as a presenter on the 2011 Emmy Awards last night, Charlie Sheen declared before naming the nominees, “I want to take a moment here to get something off my chest and say something to everyone here at Two and a Half Men...” Oh shit!  
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Music, Movies and the Not So Mundane

{CommentsCant} · Friday, September 16, 2011
Charlie Sheen has proudly taken all of our money after watching his public meltdown, shitty comic routines and buying his stupid T-shirts. Sheen on Thursday told Jay Leno that he was actually "losing" during his breakdown and that he "thought I could come back … kind of like you did." Sheen says that he has no grudge against the producers of Two and a Half Men and that "I'd have fired my ass, too." He even said that if he were to meet new member of the cast Ashton Kutcher, he'd "just give him a hug and say, 'Make me proud, dude.' "