Justin Bieber today compared himself to Michael Jackson, telling Billboard
that his new song “Maria” is his “Billie Jean.” In response to this, we
at WWE! have decided to start calling our traditional Monday dinner of
diced hot dogs and macaroni “Surf and Turf.”
Since a pack of five coyotes was first seen in the Northern
Kentucky city in January 2011, residents have reported seeing them a
few more times. A police spokesperson strongly urged
visitors and residents of Park Hills to remain vigilant and not to
loiter in front of any roadside signs promising “Free Bird Seed” until
the coyote threat has been neutralized.
Germany’s Der Spiegel reported
today that during 2011 German police shot only 85 bullets, and most
weren’t even aimed at humans. Out of 85 bullets fired, 49 were warning
shots. These numbers make it seem like it might be possible to greatly
reduce the number of times per year in this country a person gets shot
to death by the police in a situation where it seems like other
resolutions could have been reached.
have reportedly urged Cincinnati to emulate larger, “awesome” cities by
becoming more accommodating to skaters, bikers and users of other
self-propelled modes of transportation. Otherwise, visitors who have
seen the locally filmed 1993 rollerblading classic Airborne might
be disappointed to find out that Cincinnati isn’t really the kind of
place a cool kid from California would move and that Devil’s Backbone
might not be real, either.
For participants in cannabis culture, 4/20, 420, or 4:20 is Christmas, July 4th and Thanksgiving wrapped into one. The annual date has evolved from being message board material and a secret stoner code to something much more widespread.
More than 600 people today were expected
to attend an anti-tax rally on Fountain Square, the city’s most
recognizable public space which happens to be beautifully maintained by
tax money. Attendees planned on complaining about poor people being offered health
care and how the American dream now sucks.
Americans like to multitask, as long as
it doesn’t involve trying harder at their place of employment. That’s
why driving and texting has become such a problem. The Kentucky Office
of Highway Safety states that cellphone use while driving has caused 186
crashes so far this year.
Unfortunately, Frisch’s Restaurants
Inc. today announced that it will sell off 29 Golden Corral buffets,
ending their affiliation with the leaders in the field of
Hoveround-based snackin’ and home of the chocolate waterfall.
The Associated Press reports that the
warm, mild winter we experienced might bring a pest-filled spring our
way. Some folks might be getting a bit unsettled by the bizarre climate
conditions they’ve noticed and feel like they would have rather seen a
few snowstorms hit this last winter if it meant that the spring wasn’t
going to be full of mosquitoes and other pests.
A crispy looking jersey and the fact that the Bearcats are NCAA
Tournament-bound pleased nearly all Ohioans, though Gov. John Kasich was
reportedly quite crestfallen to learn that the lack of numbers on the
jerseys shown at the unveiling was because they were prototypes and not
the result of cuts in education funding.