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Worst Week Ever! June 03-09

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 3, 2015
If there is one thing that American grocery stores can agree on, it’s that they would rather see most of their unsold yet edible food go into the dumpster than the digestive system of people who for one reason or another can’t afford to purchase it.   

Worst Week Ever! May 20-26

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Politics are a stupid sham because the people you get to choose from live lives nothing like yours, care little about how yours is going and spend all their time on the clock pandering and entertaining the rich so they can afford to run in future elections.  

Worst Week Ever! April 29-May 5

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Forty-eight of Cincinnati’s 2,918 elevators are not up to code, according to records analyzed by an Enquirer reporter who probably was assigned an elevator investigation as punishment for doing something wrong.  

Worst Week Ever! April 15-21

0 Comments · Thursday, April 23, 2015
Decriminalization of marijuana is going to happen all across the USA soon and make the present era seem similar to the last two or three years before stupid Prohibition ended back in the 1930s.  

Worst Week Ever! April 8-14

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 15, 2015
What could earthlings possibly gain from abducting people like Randy Quaid in Independence Day who drink too much and live in the stupid desert?  

Worst Week Ever! March 25-30

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 1, 2015
For years, Cincinnati sports fans have had to drink way too much before sporting events while huddling under overpasses or in parking lots near the stadiums.   

Worst Week Ever!: March 4-10

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 11, 2015
 Ah, money.   

Worst Week Ever!: Feb. 25-March 3

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 4, 2015
People in America like to talk about how snitches and rats are bad until they themselves become defendants facing dozens of years in a cell and then decide snitching and not being in prison sound just fine.  

Worst Week Ever!: Feb. 18-24

0 Comments · Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Not too long ago, the school of thought espoused by those who liked George W. Bush when he was giving speeches that sounded as if Ricky from Trailer Park Boys wrote them was that people who don’t like the president are not American.   

Worst Week Ever!: Feb. 11-17

0 Comments · Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Sometimes you hear about a particular thing you don’t care about with such frequency that you wonder if you are supposed to start caring about it or if those who shape our society are just hellbent on distracting you from important things that are occurring in the world we live in.