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Worst Week Ever! April 27 - May 03

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Cracker Jack modernizes toy prizes to appeal to today's brats who have everything; UK warns citizens about the worst states in America and more. Plus, see those train tracks? Don't park on them!
  

Worst Week Ever! April 20-26

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Fate of historic building to be debated for a while longer; female college students receive helpful advice from dipshit governor; summer to occur despite invasion of biblical insects and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! April 13-19

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Dayton becomes first Ohio city to take stance against other states that are dumb; spawn of Donald Trump avoid having to vote for evil father; celebration of new soccer team's first win includes theft of team's banner and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! April 06-12

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 6, 2016
State department advises ugly Americans to stay home and watch TV on Spring Break; John Kasich reportedly willing to start talking about being 'on fleek' and swagger'; bored with fucking up the government, tea party legislators leave office and more.
  

Cincinnati Reds 2016 Season Preview

The saga of the rebuilding Redlegs

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Semantics aside, the recent trades of star players Todd Frazier and Aroldis Chapman have the Reds square in the middle of a retooling/reloading/rebuilding process the organization hopes will be brief.
  

Worst Week Ever! March 30 - April 05

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Pollution of America's waterways temporarily produces artificial beauty; Cowboys owner/noted medical genius sees no link between NFL and brain disease; God isn't the only sky creature who has no love for most of the human race and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! March 9-15

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Republican group might need to hire one of them social media managers; Syrian refugees introduced to Western culture courtesy of furry convention; Trump revises Cincinnati trip fearing how tiny hands would look holding a coney and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! March 2-8

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 9, 2016
FBI confused about iPhones, proposes trampling privacy rights to address issue; officer not charged in crash thanks to helpful coworkers; rad tech used to determine identity of artist who wished to remain anonymous and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Feb. 24-March 1

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 2, 2016
Attempt to discuss social issues in the workplace goes predictably wrong; uniquely shaped Ohio building faces uncertain future; God sends message to Catholics about evil snacks and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Feb. 17-23

0 Comments · Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Kase Dawg realizes he has zero shot of becoming prez; service animals can only be certain types of animals, because people ruin everything; supreme court justice performs job duties like stoned, shy high school student and more.