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Shut It Down 2013

CityBeat's government shutdown coverage is everything you need to know about how messed up everything is

0 Comments · Friday, October 4, 2013
Many Republicans didn't even want House Speaker John Boehner to go through with the government shutdown, but he did it anyway. Now he and the GOP are paying the price, along with the rest of America.   

When All the Old People Die, So Will the GOP

10 Comments · Friday, October 4, 2013
John Boehner is 63. In 20 years he’s going to be an 83-year-old disgrace to this country.  

Worst Week Ever!: Sept. 25-Oct. 1

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Local News Stations Restructure After Broadcasts Mistaken for Parodies of News Coverage: There are things you can almost guarantee will be on the local TV news if for some reason you find yourself stuck watching it. They are: things on fire, poor people committing crimes and things about people in the community doing something nice :)  

Worst Week Ever!: Sept. 18-24

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 25, 2013
It’s difficult to consider the Cincinnati Bengals to be one of the NFL’s more innovative franchises — aside from winning the most lopsided stadium deal in the history of football and then hiring the guy who negotiated it for the county, the team is really only known for losing Super Bowls to the 49ers and a funny 1990s touchdown dance.   

Poor Jenny, Poor Cincinnati

9 Comments · Wednesday, September 18, 2013
A woman named Jenny lives in Cincinnati, but not for long because her husband got a job in another city.  

Worst Week Ever!: Sept. 4-9

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 11, 2013
THURSDAY SEPT. 5: For being a really old daily newspaper, The Cincinnati Enquirer is not known for being great at many things (although its recent plan to do a better job covering Northern Kentucky by having zero reporters stationed there is a pretty good idea and should pay off in the long run).   
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Brandon Phillips Acts Like a Real Dick to Reporter

Earns SportsCenter coverage for repeatedly calling Enquirer reporter "fat motherfucker"

{CommentsCant} · Thursday, August 29, 2013
Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips is typically all smiles when the cameras are on him, but before last night’s game against the Cardinals — and just outside the frame of a video recorded by a St. Louis-area radio station — Phillips let the expletives fly during a tirade against  

Worst Week Ever!: Aug. 21-26

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 28, 2013
FRIDAY AUG. 23: Fascism is a scary word that most people think was invented in Germany to try to exterminate a race of people and make everyone left drive shitty cars. In turn, it is not the most interesting subject to conservative Americans.
  

Worst Week Ever!: Aug. 14-20

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 21, 2013
SATURDAY AUG. 17: The Akron Beacon Journal today reported that a state representative named John Becker, who is apparently from suburban Cincinnati (how many [expletive] state reps are there, for real?), proposed an expansion of Ohio’s death penalty law to cover some sex-related crimes.  

Curtain Closing?

The Requiem Project sues UC over its Emery Theatre contract; UC and its lessees shift the blame

14 Comments · Wednesday, August 7, 2013
The University of Cincinnati and the chain of command between it and the Emery Theatre are giving conflicting explanations about whose decision it was to cut the Requiem Project out of the picture.