West, the creator of Doritos (yeah keep reading, you frigging
potheads), died Sept. 20 of natural causes
at the age of 97. His
remains will be cremated and buried in Dallas along with Cool Ranch,
Blazin' Buffalo and Ranch and, of course, Nacho Cheese Doritos.
West's family requested that friends and relatives who attend the
funeral service be allowed to toss Doritos around the box in
memoriam. "He would think it is hilarious," said his
daughter Jana Hacker, a resident of the Dallas area. "The
cemetery does not mind because they are biodegradable."