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It's Hard to Be A Red

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0 Comments · Wednesday, March 29, 2006
I read an article about redheads during the week of St. Patrick?s Day (the only day us Reds are celebrated) that suggested redheads make up only 2% of the United States population ? and the numbers   

The Game is on the Line

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0 Comments · Wednesday, March 22, 2006
The current madness in Iraq has me on the march. The situation over there is so absurd that I sometimes wonder if it?s all just a huge tournament to see how many Holy Wars can be waged simultaneously  

Black Oil On Tap

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0 Comments · Wednesday, March 15, 2006
I drank a tall glass of Guinness a few weeks ago, and couldn't help but notice that it looked like crude oil's twin brother. I knew such a likeness would eventually find its way into song, and it ha  

Giving Up Lent

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0 Comments · Wednesday, March 8, 2006
Like many of my righteous forefathers, I found a loophole in the system that allowed me to put a positive, self-indulgent spin on an otherwise cumbersome religious tradition. If people would just do   

When the Saints Return

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0 Comments · Wednesday, March 1, 2006
Fat Tuesday and the Mardi Gras season has thankfully rekindled the quickly fading images of the jazz-singin?, sax-swingin?, feather-flyin?, tap-dancin?, pirate-prancin? city of New Orleans. Six month  

President of the Internet

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0 Comments · Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Naturally, I thought I'd be writing about Shotgun Dick Cheney and his bout with lawlessness. However, by the end of the week, the whole thing had pelted me in the face so much that I didn't want to h  

Love is the Screw

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0 Comments · Wednesday, February 15, 2006
I knew I wanted to write a love song this week (on account of the commercially inflated "holiday"), but I had trouble sticking with one angle. First, I wanted to write a song called the Talkin' Valen