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Why I Drink In Clifton

0 Comments · Wednesday, February 23, 2011
What I have always liked about drinking in Clifton is the lack of pomp and circumstance that goes along with it. Sure, there are spots in the neighborhood that make you feel extra old after you round the “30-years-old” mark and keep hurtling towards death. But while it can produce a certain sense of envy regarding the naivety of college student drinkers, in my opinion being around them beats the hell out of going to places with names like “Handy’s,” “Rubby’s Martini Lounge” and “Awesome Club 3000.”  

Nov. 10-16: Worst Week Ever!

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Local "food" producer JTM today announced the introduction of two new products to its enthralling, mysterious line of meat products that people as locally renowned as Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo have sung songs about. After a process that probably is a lot like when you would use different shaped caps to squeeze out Play Doh and add in some filler, JTM now has a reduced fat macaroni and cheese dish and breakfast burritos.  

Oct. 20-26: Worst Week Ever!

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Jean Schmidt recently invited area Republicans to her farm for a fall party. Lawyer Liz Cheney was expected to be in attendance. Rumors remain unconfirmed that when the children were taken on a hay ride in the dark autumn night Cheney's father, former Vice President Dick Cheney, jumped out from behind a tree with a flashlight pointed toward his face and scared the shit out of everyone.  

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Connor Barwin's hard work and dedication at UC pay off with NFL draft expectations

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 1, 2009
After this month’s NFL Draft, the University of Cincinnati will officially say goodbye to Connor Barwin, a two-sport athlete whose arrival and four-year career spanned the basketball team’s difficult rebuilding process and the unlikely resurgence of the school’s football program.   

Another Seven Days of Bad Parenting and Free Bacon

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Brenda Nesselroad-Slaby's terrible parenting skills might have resulted in a child dying a slow and excruciating death this summer, but that didn't stop her from accepting an invitation to kick it with a sympathetic talk show host.  

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Covington bar and grill keeps local ownership group's winning streak alive

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 28, 2008
When you close your eyes and envision a "bar and grill," odds are you imagine a menu that pairs everything with ketchup, a place where all the food tastes exactly the same. You might expect the   

Another seven days of wacky TV celebrities, killer salsa and hiding in plain sight

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 23, 2008
WEDNESDAY APRIL 16 Former fan-favorite Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson has informed the media that Carson Palmer's name ain't Bennett and he ain't in it. Upon learning that Palmer though