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Worst Week Ever!: Oct.30-Nov.5

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 5, 2014
For hundreds of years many people have looked to revered religious figures with big hats for guidance on how to be good people.  

Worst Week Ever!: Oct.16-22

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 22, 2014
UC football coach Tommy Tuberville introduced President George W. Bush to some of the squad down in Dallas
before the team won big over Southern Methodist University.  

Worst Week Ever!: Aug. 13-19

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Local leaders seeking to renovate Music Hall and Union Terminal are running into predictable problems, principally that Republican Hamilton County commissioners believe in vetting massive historical renovation projects in their basements rather than relying on the expertise of area CEOs who kick it with Obama.   

Worst Week Ever!: April 30-May 6

1 Comments · Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Neighborhood activists have called for City Councilman Christopher Smitherman’s ouster as a committee chairman in light of comments he recently made accusing black people of not doing enough to stop violence.  

Worst Week Ever!: Nov. 13-19

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Department Store with DJs Proves Too Futuristic for Cincinnatians; Plans Move Saks Fifth Avenue’s Fifth Street location downtown will relocate to Sycamore Township after years of Cincinnati res  

The Glass Is Half Full, Or at Least Not Empty

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 13, 2013
 When you see people who fought in World War II watching the Reds play at Great American Ball Park just the same as you are, it makes something click that the role of sports is not something that lessens over the time of a Cincinnatian’s life.  

Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 30-Nov. 5

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Future Republican Presidential Nominee Watches Sci Fi Film, Says Plot Could Totally Happen: While the liberals here at CityBeat prefer the nutty “everything is a conspiracy” brand of Republican politician over the “selectively interpret passages from the Bible to exert social control over a nation founded on the principle of separating state and church” kind, they both suck.   

Worst Week Ever!: Oct. 2-8

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Walmart Finds New Way to Look Like Assholes, Surprises America: Halloween is coming up soon, and that means you’ll probably get roped into attending a party and binge drinking to avoid thinking about if it’s dumb or not to be in costume at your age.   

Worst Week Ever!: Sept. 12-17

2 Comments · Wednesday, September 18, 2013
FRIDAY SEPT. 13: Ohio is a great state with a lot of smart people in it, but somehow it seems like the dumbest people in it end up in really important positions. Take Debe Tehrar, the president of the Ohio School Board.    

Worst Week Ever!: Aug. 7-13

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 14, 2013
MONDAY AUG. 12: Add cursive writing to the list of things from your precious moments of youth that were wasted on learning things which were totally irrelevant and not worth knowing how to do now that you are old and stationary.