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Film: Valley Boy

Director David Jacobson's Down in the Valley works for a while, then doesn't

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Down in the Valley is a cowboy movie where all the sodbusting occurs inside a 16-year-old girl's bathing suit. But this film accomplishes way more than just a little mismatched hubba-hubba -- it   

Film: Water-Logged

Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing and Charm School is a soggy retread

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing and Charm School opens with that ukelele version of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" that's been making the rounds of allergy commercials lately. From that mome