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Halloween: Art After Dark

0 Comments · Tuesday, October 22, 2013
The Cincinnati Art Museum’s Art After Dark series gets spooky with a special screening of the 1922 film Nosferatu. Athens, Ohio Folk band The Ridges will provide the dark, string-based score for the  
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Cincinnati Rollergirls to Hold Tryouts and Bootcamps for 2014

Recruitment for skaters, referees and non-skating officials begins on Nov. 3

{CommentsCant} · Monday, October 21, 2013
The Cincinnati Rollergirls, our local badass babes on wheels/internationally ranked women's flat-track roller derby team, is recruiting skaters, referees and non-skating officials for its 2014 season at the Cincinnati Gardens.
If you've ever wanted to push people around while wearing fishnets and roller skates, now is the time. 
The team is holding informational sessions, skill assess...  
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Spring Grove Removes Murder Victim's SpongBob Headstone

Slain soldier's cartoon character grave marker stirs up controversy

{CommentsCant} · Monday, October 21, 2013
Twenty-eight-year-old army sergeant and Ohio native Kimberly Walker was found dead in a Colorado hotel room earlier this year, allegedly murdered by her boyfriend, a soldier, on Valentine's Day. Walker loved SpongeBob SquarePants, so her family had Walker's headstone carved to resemble the bepantsed sponge. She was buried at Spring Grove cemetery with plans to have her grave marked by an almost 7-...  
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Pappy Van Winkle Bourbon Heist

Some sneaky people stole a bunch of booze

{CommentsCant} · Thursday, October 17, 2013
According to station WKYT in Frankfort, Ky., around 65 cases of rare, 20-year-old Pappy Van Winkle bourbon have been stolen from the Buffalo Trace Distillery. The Frankfort-based distillery produces the coveted brand, bottling only about 7,000 cases per year of Pappy, which is the No.1-rated bourbon whiskey in the world (according to their   
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Sweet and Sexy Edibles

Queen City Cookies goes pin-up with new shortbread

{CommentsCant} · Thursday, October 17, 2013
Find Queen City Cookies' new line of Bettie Page-printed shortbread cookies at this week's City Flea (10 a.m.-4 p.m. in the American Can Building in Northside) and at the bakery. See (and eat) the "Queen of the Pin-ups" in classic Page poses. Queen City Cookies also has special Halloween-th...  
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513{eats} 2014 Culinary Calendar to Benefit SIDS

Buy it at the de Cavel Family SIDS Foundation family brunch Sunday

{CommentsCant} · Thursday, October 17, 2013
The de Cavel Family SIDS Foundation is an organization and philanthropic effort founded by chef Jean-Robert de Cavel, his wife Annette and a dedicated group of volunteers and the culinary community. The de Cavel's lost their daughter Tatiana to Sudden Infant Death Syndrome in 2002, and have since used the foundation to raise funds for research, education, outreach and the Midwest Culinar...  
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Cats and Humans Can Drink Together at Last

Wine for cats and cat beer for humans

{CommentsCant} · Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Wino cat ladies rejoice! The Japanese have finally done it; they've created the world's cutest, best, happiest happy hour where cats and their humans can finally partake in bacchanalian revelry together — each with their own adorable beverage.  Japanese pet supplement provider B&H Lifes recently launched   

Halloween: Friday Fright Night

1 Comments · Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Washington Park screens free family-friendly freaky films on Friday nights in anticipation of Halloween. This week’s installation brings viewers the creature classic Gremlins. After a pet adopt  

Event: Taste of Tibet

0 Comments · Tuesday, October 15, 2013
The Gaden Samdrupling Monastery and Cultural Center is a community center for Buddhist study, practice and culture — a tiny corner of Tibet on the West Side of Cincinnati. On Saturday they’ll  
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Three-Year-Old Talks to His Poop (Viral Video)

Apparently there's a lot of it

{CommentsCant} · Friday, October 11, 2013
Cheesestring, poutine, pickle chips, an apple, chocolate thingies, more chocolate thingies — this kid has seriously inhaled a shit ton of food. And now he's worried about overflowing the toilet. In his words, ugh.
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