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Your Weekend To Do List (12/19-12/21)

It's almost Christmas, so it's mostly holiday stuff

{CommentsCant} · Friday, December 19, 2014
Since Christmas is next week (Thursday), there's a ton of holiday stuff to do this weekend — everything from plays and other onstage events to train displays and elves doing things.Onstage:Every Christmas Story Ever Told (and then some) (throu...  

Holiday: Fountain Square Ice Rink

0 Comments · Tuesday, December 16, 2014
If you’re the kind of person who enjoys balancing on foot blades while gliding on top of frozen water, you’re in luck: The ice rink at Fountain Square is open for another couple of weeks.  

Holiday: The Nutcracker

0 Comments · Tuesday, December 16, 2014
The Cincinnati Ballet celebrates 40 years of dancing sugar plum fairies, rat kings and more fanciful footwork in the land of sweets with its annual production of The Nutcracker.    

Holiday: Caroling in the Park

0 Comments · Tuesday, December 16, 2014
Head to Washington Park this weekend to warm up with a hot beverage and live music from area choirs.  

Holiday: Spirit of Christmas Tour

0 Comments · Tuesday, December 16, 2014
American Legacy Tours takes you to Over-the-Rhine’s historic churches.  

Sports: Cyclones Ugly Sweater Night

0 Comments · Tuesday, December 16, 2014
The Cincinnati Cyclones’ themed promotional nights get festive with an on-ice ugly sweater party.   

Holiday: Christian Moerlein Brew Ho Ho Ho Dinner Cruise

0 Comments · Tuesday, December 16, 2014
All aboard BB Riverboats for this holiday — and beer — themed cruise down the Ohio River.   

Holiday: Lighting the Serpent Winter Solstice Celebration

0 Comments · Tuesday, December 16, 2014
The Friends of Serpent Mound have been observing the Winter Solstice with a luminary lighting since 2004.  

In Defense of Everything You Think You Hate About the Holidays

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 10, 2014
This year, we’re defending everything you think hate about the holidays, from mother-in-laws to mass to matzo and all the glittery crap in between.
  

In Defense of Scaring Children into Good Behavior

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 10, 2014
 Kids are dicks, scientifically speaking.