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Wealth Creationism

0 Comments · Thursday, March 22, 2001
For a handful of years, getting rich was easier than shooting fish on a screensaver. All you had to do was take a popular commodity ­ like books or toys or dog food or child pornography ­   

Disarmed to the Teeth

0 Comments · Thursday, March 15, 2001
CONFIDENTIAL MEMOTo: All local NRA chapters From: NRA National Headquarters Subject: School violence spic control Fellow gun enthusiasts, The latest spate of school shootings is, of course, a s  

Entertainment Weakly

0 Comments · Thursday, March 8, 2001
Every autumn, as predictably as pine needles not falling from the trees, the television networks debut their new programs. Almost simultaneously, as predictably as the average American ass advancing  

Wrestling with Obscurity

0 Comments · Thursday, March 1, 2001
I didn't expect any gratitude from The Rock, so I could hardly be disappointed. Still, it was a bitter pill when in The Rock Says ..., his best-selling autobiography, the WWF's Big Man on Canvas m  

Sad Story. Sadder Tale

0 Comments · Thursday, February 22, 2001
This, as I understand it, is what happened: In early January, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency arrested John and Jane Doe (not their real aliases) of San Francisco, Calif. They were charged with man  

Love: One of the Answers

0 Comments · Thursday, February 8, 2001
"I can't figure it out," a friend said to me the other afternoon. "Sometimes it feels serious, other times I think we're winding down." She was referencing her current relationship. The guy she's da  

Evil in Tent

0 Comments · Thursday, February 1, 2001
I love road trips. Always have. But before setting out on America's blue highways, before I make my first wrong turn or erupt in my first episode of road rage, I have to decide: Camping or hotels? T  

Useless from the White Collar Down

0 Comments · Thursday, January 25, 2001
My back is neither broad nor strong. I have not worn a hard hat since Skylab stopped falling out of the sky. My hands are uncallused. I am not all thumbs, I am all thumb stumps. The major brand name  

Useless from the White Collar Down

0 Comments · Thursday, January 18, 2001
My back is neither broad nor strong. I have not worn a hard hat since Skylab stopped falling out of the sky. My hands are uncallused. I am not all thumbs, I am all thumb stumps. The major brand name  

Pseudoquasiesque: Psuedoquasiesque

Stop Thinking About Doing It; Just Do It

0 Comments · Thursday, January 11, 2001
By-bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy ... Whoa. Check out Willie Loman at the newsstand there. Willie Loman? He's fictional. How's come a real guy look like a fictional character? I don't know. I