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Writed Wrongs

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Dear Family and Friends, Dang, it's hard to believe the holidays are here again and another year is at an end. Laura and I hope this letter finds you and yours unforeclosed upon, personally untouc  

A Christmas Good Buy

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 28, 2007
NEVER, Neverland (AP) -- In a move that took many Wall Street insiders by surprise, The Tooth Fairy, Ltd. (NYSE symbol: TTF), today announced it was acquiring Santa Claus Consolidated Industries (S  

Chew Me Up, Chew Me Down

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 31, 2007
1. Madame, Monsieur, good evening. In addition to our customary menu selections, the chef has also prepared three very special entrees for tonight's guests, which, if you like, I can go over for y  

Impossibly Plausible

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 26, 2007
SEN. JOHN MCCAIN: First, General Petraeus, I want to thank you for once again appearing before this committee. Your testimony of two weeks ago regarding the political and military situation in Iraq  

You Do the Meth

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 29, 2007
"Strawberry Quick" uses powdered drink mix to give (methamphetamine) a pink coloring. The sweetness of the powder can make meth more palatable and partially masks its harsh chemical taste. "It's   

Estrangement in a Strange Land: Meta-Me

Symbolism and subtext in the physical construct of Bob Woodiwiss

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 25, 2007
The abundant streaks of silver in my thinning earth-brown hair portend humanity's inexorable march to the grave as it exists alongside the near universal mortification of having to face a Walgreen'  

Estrangement in a Strange Land: Laugh Prone

Five comics to look for on Last Comic Standing should the 'standing' requirement ever be waived

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Ernest Flink, 68 years old, Sarasota, Fla.: Rascal Mobility Scooter Rider ...Been riding my Rascal a couple years now. Yeah, see, I got it after I saw this TV commercial that said I could get one   

Running Scarred

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 30, 2007
by bob woodiwiss I run. Not fast, not proficiently, not impressively, but doggedly -- a polite way of saying I stop often to urinate on fire hydrants and shrubbery. My form, while never exactly ele  

Only Dick Knows Dick

0 Comments · Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Understandably fed up with having to repeatedly point out how wrong we all are about the progress and prosecution of the war in Iraq, Vice President Dick Cheney has decided it's time move on to smug  

Blue Humor

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Most times, when the average citizen sees Cincinnati Police Chief Thomas Streicher Jr., he's on the news defending or explaining an unfortunate action, an inflammatory incident, a misguided policy,