Thinking it over, Manny probably wouldn't be too stoked on coming to Cincinnati once he realized that the number of decent sushi places can be counted on the fingers of one hand. His casual, laid back demeanor may or may not encourage the core of the Reds team to approach the game with the true sense of urgency that is necessary to win consistently at the Major League level. Maybe Manny and the Dodgers smooth things out, and their Hollywood relationship splashes across the front page of newspapers out there for the next few years.
How much sense would it make? How stupid does it sound, my loyal readers?
To give in to Manny Ramirez's not-so-secret desire to get a four-year deal and bring the best hair in baseball (along with a lethal bat) to town would buck conventional thinking and the status quo of a team focused on cultivating talent and watching it develop. It would also be a lot of fun and would turn GABP into a way more lively environment than it has been of late.
I attended my first Cincinnati Commandos game at the Cincinnati Gardens Arena on April 24. The Commandos were host to the Miami Valley Silverbacks. To say the least, my first professional indoor football game was a very satisfying one. The nail-biting 58-50 win gave the undefeated Commandos their fifth straight win, leaving them in first place. Afterwards, I took a look back at my overall experience and made a brief list of the five main reasons to make it down to the Cincinnati Gardens and root on the Commandos.
1. Intense sideline action
You definitely won't find yourself anywhere near this close at your local Bengals or UC Bearcats football game. While at a Commandos game you will experience the excitement and up-close action of indoor football like you would never imagine. Fans can enjoy the action as close to the sidelines as they please, high fiving with the home team after every big play. Just make sure you keep your head on a swivel because the action can come your way at anytime. Hold those nachos tight!
2. $1 hot dogs and beers
Tell me where else you can not only receive two classics for this extremely low price but enjoy a game of hard-nosed football as well? Believe it or not this deal runs during all Commandos home games. What better way to enjoy a man’s game than to wash down your $1 hot dog with an equally cheap $1 brew.
3. Commando Cuties
If the game wasn't enough, the Commando Cuties are one addition that will bring any fan back to the Cincinnati Gardens. One of the better half-time shows you will see in quite sometime, this is one dance team that will keep you on the edge of your seat all four quarters. Their halftime show will definitely be the first subject mentioned during the essential car-ride home chatter. Did I mention that they come into the stands from time to time? Speechless.
4. Check out your UC favorites
What better way for a true Bearcats fan to watch his or her favorite players create havoc on the field once more. The Commandos roster includes several former UC stars that have moved on from Nippert Stadium to the indoor gridiron for Cincinnati's indoor home team. The starting lineup consists of recent UC stars quarterback Ben Mauk, receiver Dominick Goodman and defensive end Terrill Byrd. The three are now heading towards their second undefeated season in a row, yet with a new hometown team.
5. Player and fan camaraderie
During no other sporting event in Cincinnati will you find a team that holds such a close relationship with its fans. Commandos Players toss balls to young fans, high five into the crowd and even come out and sign autographs after the game. The overall emotion and level of excitement from the hometown faithful is felt for an entire four quarters of Commandos football. From the moment you walk into the Cincinnati Gardens, you can sense right away that these fans love their team. The Commandos and their fans truly have a unique bond within the walls of the Cincinnati Gardens.
Do you like beer and nachos? If you don't, then you should probably navigate yourself off our Web site and go over to CinWeekly and find some new recipes to try out at your next pot luck. If you're a real American and enjoy such indulgences (with a side of minor league hockey action), then this weekend's Cyclones home schedule has you covered.
Seven long months ago, I was what many in the office would consider an urban legend. I was the self-proclaimed Dave and Busters “Pop-A-Shot” king. Unbeaten in more than 20 straight head-to-head matches, I managed to frustrate my fellow co-workers with my Larry Bird-like skills. This, of course, led to a lot of bragging and maybe just a little inflation of my head. Ultimately, this discomfort in defeat had my fellow cohorts in a scramble to find something they could beat me at. And they finally found one — a sport in which quick reflexes, precision angle shots and diligent goal defense are the trademarks of a weathered veteran. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Air Hockey.
The Western & Southern Open kicked off in grand fashion Aug 13, spotlighting the renovations to the Lindner Family Tennis Center that now allow it to accommodate both men’s and women’s action simultaneously. More importantly, the immediate impact hit when the news arrived (at day’s end) that Saturday drew an all-time record for attendance with 13,204 tennis fans taking in the new digs, a strong line-up of qualifying matches as well as opportunities to catch top names tuning up on the practice courts and the undeniable fun of Kids Day activities.
It's Hot Stove time, and the Reds have already exchanged Ryan Freel for Ramon Hernandez, a move I like. Other than that, the Reds seem content to let things play themselves out.
Cincinnati never made overtures to the Manny/Sabathia/Texiera-level free agents, which is a good thing. Ownership seems to think the Reds are a few moves (and more game experience) away from being a contender in the aging NL Central. Something tells me that most of the teams angling for the big-money free agents are going to be disappointed. Maybe not Barry Zito-level disappointment, but not happy either.
Last night I was watching the last couple innings of the Reds game and this Reds coach popped up on the screen with dark Batman-looking eyes and a very well-defined face and I was like, “Who the fuck is that dude?”
Well, it’s August and to sports fans — real sports fans — that means one thing: preseason football.
The Bengals preseason training camp, for the first time ever, is being held at Paul Brown Stadium and all practices and scrimmages are free and open to the public.
Capacity shouldn’t be an issue this year, unlike their former Georgetown, Ky., location which, let’s face it, sat less people than most middle school lacrosse games.
If you’re really jonesing for a Bengals fix, check out the Intrasquad Scrimmage 3 p.m. Saturday, which features the most full contact of camp.
Sunday at 6 is the Black/White mock game (take it easy Kathy Wilson, it’s not what you think), where they split the team into two squads who play a minimal-contact game against one another. They keep score in that one, which, depending on what side A.J. Green is on, could be a good thing.
Speaking of wide receivers, Jordan Shipley’s back from that pesky ACL tear that sidelined him for all of last season. The talented Mr. Shipley will be running routes alongside Brandon Tate, Antonio Bryant (yes, that Antonio Bryant) and third-round-pick Mohamed Sanu.
Some other new faces worth checking out are former Patriots running back BenJarvus Green-Ellis and rookie tight end Orson Charles.
Unfortunately, we’ll have to wait on buying tickets to Kirkpatrick Island (wow, that really doesn’t have a ring to it) as the new cornerback, and first-overall draft pick, is missing most of camp due to an undisclosed leg injury.
So check out the 2012 Bengals while it’s still free. It’s
the best chance you’ll have to dip your toe in the water before deciding
if you want to sell a kidney to afford those Party Deck tickets. For the complete preseason schedule, click here.
The heart of the tournament sets up a day made for the remote control, but out on the grounds of the Lindner Family Tennis Center, you can only hope that your feet won’t fail you because who knows what you might miss as you’re dashing between courts to catch all that you can of the human highlights. And today would definitely offer its share of highs.