What should I be doing instead of this?
June 11th, 2009 By Maija Zummo | The Morning After | Posted In: Concerts

Bret Michaels' Face



OK. So I know I'm like five days or so behind on this, but in all honestly, who the bleep cares about the Tony Awards besides Kathie Lee Gifford and other people who enjoy both live theater and very literal songs? For some reason I'm not sure I exactly understand, the Tony's opened the show with a musical number featuring famous Broadway-ish singing people like Dolly Parton, Elton John, Liza Minnelli AND Poison/Rock of Love's reality whore Bret Michaels. Maybe they added the botoxed, bandana-wearing pervert because there's that new tragically-costumed Rock of Ages musical out now, which stars America Idol's Constantine Maroulis, who I'm sure is delivering a heartfelt karaoke verison of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" in the photo below:


Nice pants, dude. But my point is not about Rock of Ages, although it seems like it might be, it's about the fact that Michaels got clotheslined by a piece of scenery during the finale. According to people.com, the hasbeen was knocked to the ground  by the falling prop suffering a fractured nose. He also had to get three stitches in his lip. Here's video:

Please note that it is totally from someone who is videotaping the action on their TV. Please also note that this person lives in Kansas and seems to be under some sort of severe thunderstorm/tornado warning. 

Bye, bye Bret.

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