Have you seen this yet? Thousands of conceited women with eating disorders almost killed each other at an America's Next Top Model audition in New York. Apparently they all wanted to be B-level celebrities who host reality television shows about other models (e.g. CariDee and Oxygen's Pretty Wicked) or to fade into obscurity after their one Cover Girl ad/Seventeen Magazine photo spread shot by the WORLD FAMOUS FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER GILLES BENSIMON. The women may have started stampeding after an overheating car inspired some to shout, "There's a bomb!" Tyra Banks is quoted as being "concerned" and "shocked." I am quoted as thinking this is hilarious. And the New York Daily News has provided us with these amazing quotes: "The girls were running like it was 9/11 part two," and "I had to pee in a cup and change my clothes in the street," and the more serious, "All of a sudden we heard this roar from behind us and we looked behind us and there's a wave of people falling on top of us." Watch and enjoy.