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November 13th, 2013 By Hannah McCartney | The Morning After | Posted In: Fun, Culture, Humor, Life

Penis Sighting at Nippert Stadium

There was a 100-yard penis at UC yesterday and nobody told us about it

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UPDATED 3:29 P.M. "This definitely puts Nippert Stadium in a hard place."
"He just wanted to stick it to the man."
"Hopefully the dean doesn't blow up in his face." — Staff writer German Lopez

UPDATED 3:28 P.M. "If that prankster doesn't keep it up, he might just get off with a warning." — Hannah McCartney

UPDATED 3:22 P.M. "You didn't say anything about this guy potentially getting caught and getting the shaft
." — Staff writer Ge
rman Lopez

Snow angels are for rookies. And snow penises, evidently, are for University of Cincinnati students.

Somehow the folks at Hypervocal and Uproxx caught wind of this before us because we spent all morning trying to fix our blogging system, but someone took advantage of Monday night's snowfall in a non-traditional way, if by non-traditional you mean drawing a humongous awkwardly and disproportionately-shaped penis on the field at University of Cincinnati's Nippert Stadium.

According to the Hypervocal and Uproxx stories, a UC student took a photo of the public work of art and Tweeted the image, but deleted it later because she felt guilty about it . Of course, by then it was too late, and now it will live down in penis-themed viral web content forever.

I want to make a lot of jokes about this, but Hypervocal and Uproxx have already had a BALL doing that themselves.

Jizz Angle



No word yet if the student has been PENalized.
 
 
11.13.2013 at 03:53 Reply

This kind of coverage is going to put the school in quite a preDIC... situation.

 

11.13.2013 at 05:42 Reply

anyone who have gone to UC after a snowfall knows this is expected... not the first time and post certainly wont be the last

 

11.14.2013 at 12:27 Reply

Man what a dick...

 

11.14.2013 at 09:36 Reply

nice details & splash

 

 
 
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