UPDATED 3:29 P.M. "This definitely puts Nippert Stadium in a hard place." "He just wanted to stick it to the man." "Hopefully the dean doesn't blow up in his face." — Staff writer German Lopez
UPDATED 3:28 P.M. "If that prankster doesn't keep it up, he might just get off with a warning." — Hannah McCartney
UPDATED 3:22 P.M. "You didn't say anything about this guy potentially getting caught and getting the shaft." — Staff writer German Lopez
Snow angels are for rookies. And snow penises, evidently, are for University of Cincinnati students.
Somehow the folks at Hypervocal and Uproxx caught wind of this before us because we spent all morning trying to fix our blogging system, but someone took advantage of Monday night's snowfall in a non-traditional way, if by non-traditional you mean drawing a humongous awkwardly and disproportionately-shaped penis on the field at University of Cincinnati's Nippert Stadium.
According to the Hypervocal and Uproxx stories, a UC student took a photo of the public work of art and Tweeted the image, but deleted it later because she felt guilty about it . Of course, by then it was too late, and now it will live down in penis-themed viral web content forever.
I want to make a lot of jokes about this, but Hypervocal and Uproxx have already had a BALL doing that themselves.