As my employment search continues for any job I can get my hands on, I sometimes say to myself, "Why settle for those average everyday jobs of folding clothes, answering calls or giving hand jobs?" I want to do something adventurous and amazing that I can tell my friends to make them jealous of my awesome new job. So I made a video and applied for "The Best Job In The World" literally. I get paid to be on vacation.
Tourism Queensland has invented a position called an "Island Caretaker" aka "Island Supervisor" in which one very lucky person will live on an island near the Great Barrier Reef and update a weekly blog about their activities including pictures and videos. Sounds too ridiculous to be true right? Well the possibility of getting this job is about 1 in 20,000 right now, so I'm sure it will just come down to the hottest babe with the biggest bombs. I started to do my research for the Great Barrier Reef and watch other applicants whore themselves out with generic picture montages to the tune of Whitesnake's "Here We Go Again." Everything from cell phone quality to highly produced videos made their way into this application process. As I laughed at the desperation of these people, I gathered my film crew (Yusef and Kevin) and began to be hilarious. Click here for my application video! 5 stars would be nice!