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And I Shall Name Thee Metallica

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0 Comments · Wednesday, April 25, 2007
HOT Thank God the Parents Weren't Anal Cunt Fans You thought Ricky Bobby naming his kids "Walker" and "Texas Ranger" in Talladega Nights was preposterous? The idea of Borat calling his son Hooe  

The Stairway to Heaven is only 150-foot Tall

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0 Comments · Wednesday, April 18, 2007
HOT Rock & Rollercoasters It has been announced that the Hard Rock Café is developing a Rock & Roll-themed amusement park in Myrtle Beach, set to open in spring of next year. One of the c  

Take-Out Idol

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0 Comments · Wednesday, April 11, 2007
HOT Chinese Idol We Americans can dislike China for their commie ways, but -- besides making cheap products for U.S. consumers at rock-bottom labor prices and some amazing cuisine -- they also   

Loed of the Rings

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0 Comments · Wednesday, April 4, 2007
HOT Last Knight on Earth Finally, a cultural icon deserving of a "Sir" is getting knighted in England ... but we can't even call him "Sir." Sure, Elton John has done great work for AIDS researc  

Arcade Fire Vs. U2

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0 Comments · Wednesday, March 7, 2007
HOT Feud Watch Feuds in the music world are nothing new. Hip Hop artists made a fine art out of it in the genre's heyday (before murder came along and ruined all of the fun). Now that rappers l  

Midwest Thugs

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0 Comments · Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Hot Arrrrrrg! Top Pirate Schools Announced The Recording Industry Association of America has announced its list of the Top 25 music-piracy school in the country, signifying colleges that have r  

Horntones

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0 Comments · Wednesday, February 21, 2007
HOT Pimp My Horn Now that "ringtones" have their own chart in Billboard, we could be just around the corner from having a Top 10 "horntone" chart. A hardware engineer from California is taking  

Is that your rubber ringing?

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0 Comments · Wednesday, January 24, 2007
HOT Rubbers' Soul Forget the iPhone (we're holding out for one with a built-in taser, anyway). Condoms with a musical component are the real hottest new technological advances of 2007. Late las  

Love

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0 Comments · Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Hot Thick Line Between 'Love' and 'Hate' If you haven't heard it, the soundtrack to the Beatles' Cirque du Soleil show, Love, is like producer George Martin taking a snow globe of Beatles songs  

A WOXY Christmas

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0 Comments · Wednesday, December 20, 2006
HOT Cyber Caroing Sick of "White Christmas" and "Jingle Bells"? Rejuvenated, Cincinnati-based online radio station   

The Kings Gun

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0 Comments · Wednesday, December 13, 2006
HOT Dead Man Snacking The words "Elvis" and "tacky" are hardly strange bedfellows -- if you've been to Graceland and its surrounding gift shops, or seen video from some of the later "Fat Elvis"  

Pigeons of Shit Metal

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0 Comments · Wednesday, December 6, 2006
HOT Feud of the Week Long before he became a total laughingstock, Axl Rose once got into a public tiff with Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, allegedly telling the Nirvana singer to "shut his bitc  

The Little Ace of Spades

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0 Comments · Tuesday, November 21, 2006
HOT Warts And Ball Pee-wee sports teams are often sponsored by local small businesses, meaning they usually have non-threatening names like the "Crazy Joey's Used Car Emporium Demons" or the "Z  

The Music Made Me Do It!

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0 Comments · Wednesday, November 15, 2006
HOT You Are What You Hear? An extensive study of people's listening habits and what they say about their personalities and personas is being conducted by University of Leicester psychologist, D  

Hello Spain

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0 Comments · Wednesday, November 8, 2006
HOT Sharing En Espanol If you deplorable evil-doers who download music for free on the Internet love it so much, why don't you move to Spain! In that country, what some are calling a historic r