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Bieber Threesome, Kings of 'Glee'on, Aerosmith

0 Comments · Tuesday, August 24, 2010
That one random kid Kanye West was following on Twitter has been replaced ... by Justin Bieber. The two tweeted about working on a song together and, not long after, the duo turned into a trio with the addition of Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon. While little Bieber referred to the collaboration as "EPIC," we're all sitting back with our "Huh?" faces on.  

Tila Tequila, Lennon and Queen

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 18, 2010
"Reality" "star" and "singer" Tila Tequila might want to find a new booking agent after her appearance at the recent Gathering of the Juggalos music fest almost ended her life. ICP's passionate followers — not fooled by her clown-whore makeup — bombarded her with bottles and rocks (and allegedly feces) when she took the stage.  

Kanye Tweets, Wyclef and a Classical Critic

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Kanye West is at that level of "tabloid celebrity" where joining Twitter is such a huge event that it makes headlines. And, Kanye's buddy, comedian Aziz Ansari, has been "Predicting Kanye Tweets" on his Twitter account, dropping potentially prophetic gems like, "Hans Zimmer needs to write a score for whenever I eat a cookie … when I eat cookies shit is mad suspenseful."  

Ozz/Wedding Fest, Beat Down and Iranian Music

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Ozzy Osbourne's handlers win the prize for best moneymaking gimmick this underperforming summer concert season, offering "Unholy Matrimony" wedding packages at the six U.S. Ozzfest tour stops (three have already sold out). For the ungodly amount of $2,666, the bride and groom get 10 "pit" tickets, a backstage tour, cake and more.  

Hipster Pigeons, Cloisterfuck and Brokencyde

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Once upon a time, Kings of Leon was this scruffy, scrappy little band all the cool kids loved. Then radio started playing their songs every 10 minutes. Then those cool kids began looking at the band with a disdain usually reserved for Nickelback. Then birds began to rain shit on them.  

Gibson, Telecasters and Jesus Freaks

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 21, 2010
If you've peeked at the Internet in the past few weeks, you'll know Mel Gibson's blockbuster movie career is in trouble after recordings of his caustic, racist and sexist phone calls to his baby mama made it to the public. Mel might want to consider a career in Hip Hop after making his debut on a track by rapper Ras Kass, who sampled his meltdown for "Why You Be Dressin' Like That."   

Porn Tunes, Grammys, Prince Pissed AGAIN

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Times are tough for those in the corporate music world, so, like a lot of people having trouble paying the bills, they're getting into porn. Eleven major labels have teamed up to sue porn Web sites RK Netmedia and RealityKings for unauthorized use of music by big-timers like Justin Timberlake and Michael Jackson.  

Prince Down on the Internet, Folks Are Down on Lou Reed and Whitesnake Pays Out

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 7, 2010
The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Then As An Unpronounceable Symbol and Now Prince Again gave an interview to Britain's Daily Mirror (which gave away his new album for free with a recent edition of the paper) and made the bold prediction that this crazy "Internet" trend was "completely over." Prince, who won't sell his albums online and has shut down his official Web site, told the paper that "all these computers and digital gadgets are no good."  

Obama v. Gaga, Name Changer and Rock Beards

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 30, 2010
The first African-American President of the United States of America is cyber-facing off with the first extraterrestrial Pop diva (Lady Gaga) in a race to see who can be the first living person to break 10 million friends on Facebook. President Obama immediately stopped work on the BP oil spill, economic rebuilding and fighting two wars and hired Ashton Kutcher as his Facebook czar.  

Portman Dumped, Cabrel Puts You in the Mood and McCartney Still Dead

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Probably due to being sick of waiting for the promo boost of a 'V For Vendetta' film sequel, one of the best-named bands in Indie Rock has changed its name. Seattle's Natalie Portman's Shaved Head has decided to drop its unusual moniker for the far more boring Brite Futures. Perhaps a band called Natalie Portman's Shaved Head could never be a truly "big" band like U2, but who's to say?  

DEVO's Cats, Twitter Star and Killer Tunes

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 16, 2010
DEVO is target-marketing a new species: cats. To celebrate the release of their first album in 20 years, 'Something for Everybody,' the band hosted a nine-hour listening party only attended (in the flesh, er, fur) by 20 felines.  

Beck, Rand Paul and Limbaugh Loves Elton

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 9, 2010
One of the coolest just-for-the-hell-of-it projects by a musical superstar in recent memory is Beck’s “Record Club” project, a loose-yet-focused jam session of sorts that features Beck and an impressive list of pals covering classic albums in full.  

Law Dog, B-Ball and Twitter

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Rapper MIA recently responded to what she saw as an unfair proile in The New York Times Magazine the way a middle-school kid would respond to that skinny bitch Jenny DeMasko for having the nerve to wear the same skirt as her — she tweeted the journalist’s personal phone number.  

Toilet Art, VIPs and Metal Mayhem

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 26, 2010
According to a recent story in The New York Times, the latest craze in making money on the road for musicians is the "VIP Package," a pricey gouging of concertgoers that offers questionable "perks." Take the VIP route for a Bon Jovi concert and you'll get a Jovi metal folding chair, a leather bag and a meal ... all for only $1,750 a pop!  

Music For Dogs, Mozart and The Doors

0 Comments · Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Lou Reed hasn’t always pleased the critics and his fans (see: Metal Machine Music, those Honda scooter commercials in the ’80s), but he and gal pal Laurie Anderson may have found a new fanbase — dogs. The couple has announced plans to present a “high-frequency” concert next month in Australia designed especially for our furry little canine friends.