WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING INSTEAD OF THIS?
 
Home · Articles · Screens · Movies
Movies
 

The Guard

Don Cheadle and Brendan Gleeson carry lilting black comedy

0 Comments · Friday, August 26, 2011
With a pinch of 'Trainspotting' irreverence and a dose of 'Pulp Fiction' social satire, debut director John Michael McDonagh cobbles together this lilting black comedy set in the Gaelic region of County Galway. Grade: B.  

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

Horror remakes excels at building featured layers of suspense

0 Comments · Friday, August 26, 2011
Producer/co-writer Guillermo del Toro performs the neat trick of adapting the original 1973 television horror shocker Don't Be Afraid of the Dark into a tastefully suspenseful work of kid-friendly art, kid-friendly art. Grade: B.  

Our Idiot Brother

Paul Rudd saves comedy from its more cliched tendencies

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 24, 2011
We all bring certain baggage to movies, and here’s one of my too-big-for-carry-on pieces: I hate holy fools. Film history is full of stories about cynical and/or Type-A people whose lives are changed for the better through their experiences with plot devices in the shape of a simple-minded person. Your Rain Mans and your Forrest Gumps charmed audiences, sure, but largely on the basis of the brutally anti-intellectual notion that real wisdom only comes from the mouths and hearts of those who aren’t all about the book smarts.  

Spy Kids 4

Robert Rodriquez needs to retire his ultra-corny series

0 Comments · Saturday, August 20, 2011
Robert Rodriguez attempts to continue his family-friendly junior spy series with Jessica Alba as a top-level spy/stepmother who recruits her stepchildren into the business of saving the world from the nefarious schemes of the Time Keeper. Grade: D-.  

Conan the Barbarian (Review)

Adventure reboot fails to make its own mark

0 Comments · Saturday, August 20, 2011
Jason Momoa replaces Arnold Schwarzenegger in Marcus Nispel’s reboot of this would-be swords-and-sorcery franchise. Nispel, thanks to 3-D, throws axes, fireballs and likely everything else including the kitchen sink at audiences. Grade: C.  

Sarah's Key

Era-jumping drama carried through by Kristin Scott Thomas

1 Comment · Friday, August 19, 2011
Two parallel stories from different eras intertwine and inform each other in Gilles Paquet-Brenner’s compelling film, which is based on Tatiana de Rosnay’s best-selling novel. B  

Fright Night 3D (Review)

Horror remakes fails on a number of fronts

0 Comments · Friday, August 19, 2011
Digging back into the movie archives, director Craig Gillespie sinks his teeth into this unconvincing tale of an awkward teen (Anton Yelchin) who comes to realize that his new next-door neighbor (Colin Farrell) might be a vampire. Grade: D-.   

Beats, Rhymes & Life (Review)

Hip Hop doc looks at A Tribe Called Quest's rise and fall

0 Comments · Friday, August 19, 2011
Actor and Hip Hop head Michael Rapaport's documentary explores the breaks and the cracks in the road that have derailed A Tribe Called Quest, one of the most widely recognized crews to ever enter the game. Grade: B-plus.  

One Day

Time-jumping romance loses its luster quickly

0 Comments · Friday, August 19, 2011
Director Lone Scherfig (An Education) teams up with novelist David Nicholls and stars Jim Sturgess and Anne Hathaway to re-create a one-day-a-year romance and drama of a pair of star-crossed lovers who meet the night of their college graduation and struggle to remain connected over the course of two decades. Grade: C-plus.  

Brit Marling: No Ordinary Earthling

Multi-talented Sundance darling breaks out with 'Another Earth'

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 17, 2011
A year ago Brit Marling was just another aspiring Los Angeles-based actress and filmmaker with visions of cinematic grandeur. Flash-forward 12 months and the 27-year-old is living the Sundance dream as a promising multi-hyphenate talent whose breakout film, Another Earth, is invading art-house cinemas across the country and whose blonde-haired, blue-eyed beauty has yielded glossy magazine spreads.  

Another Earth (Review)

Sundance prize winner melds drama and sci-fi

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Hold 'Another Earth' up to one starry light and you'll see a sci-fi fantasy about parallel worlds. Seen through a grainier lens is a Sundance melodrama of moral and emotional recovery from trauma and crippling guilt. Both are goofy and good. Grade: B-plus.  

Final Destination 5

Latest in series lacks compelling characters

0 Comments · Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Steven Quale, a second unit director on 'Avatar,' knows how to make good use of 3-D effects, but all the effects tricks in the world can't help him with narrative logic and character development. Grade: D-plus.  

Glee: The 3D Concert Movie (Review)

Television makes a reasonably effective move to big screen

0 Comments · Tuesday, August 16, 2011
The concert movie's musical revue-styled song choices from all over the genre map are staged without too much muss and fuss, meaning that everything holds together thanks to sheer stage presence and vocal power. Grade: C-plus.  

The Help

Revisionist drama is the would-be feel-good lesson of the summer

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 10, 2011
DreamWorks stands Mississippi native Kathryn Stockett's stock characters in front of postcard-perfect sets that recall the halcyon days of America before the reality of racial inequality and social justice intruded on our national consciousness, back when we could ignore mundane mistreatment because that was just the way of the world. Grade: D.  

30 Minutes or Less (Review)

Action comedy delivers efficient thrills and raunchy humor

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 10, 2011
When a couple of numbskulls kidnap a slacker pizza delivery guy (Jesse Eisenberg), strap a bomb to his chest and order him to rob a bank in less than 10 hours, the pizza guy grabs his best friend (Aziz Ansari) and gets stone cold gangsta in this comic heist that steals as much attention thanks to its efficient thrills as for its raunchy humor. Grade: A.