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Cincinnati vs. the World 10.02.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, October 2, 2013
An Ohio KKK chapter has been posting recruitment fliers on cars all across Hillsboro. Unfortunately for the hate group, the residents are really upset about it because even though the population is like 90 percent white doesn’t mean they’re racist assholes. CINCINNATI -2  

Cincinnati vs. the World 09.25.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 25, 2013
 The state of Ohio has to remove 7,200 healthy trees from the area surrounding the East Fork Lake State Park in Bethel because they’re considered “high-risk” from the invasive Asian long-horned beetle, which is basically the Once-ler of the bug world. CINCINNATI -2   

Cincinnati vs. the World 09.18.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 18, 2013
 Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear is moving the state forward with its revisions to statewide science education standards, which will focus more heavily on evolution and climate change, despite opposition from a state legislative committee; some Republicans are worried teaching evolution could result in “the promotion of socialism and resulting genocide and murder.” WORLD +1   

Cincinnati v. the World 09.11.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Sen. John McCain, former CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT, was caught playing a poker game on his phone by a Washington Post photographer during a congressional hearing on U.S. intervention in Syria. WORLD -1  

Cincinnati vs. the World 09.04.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, September 4, 2013
When her pet chicken ate her valuable diamond earring, a woman in England decided to wait eight years for the chicken to die to get her jewelry back rather than possibly killing the pet poultry by removing it surgically. WORLD +1   

Cincinnati vs. the World 08.28.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 28, 2013
A woman who was impregnated by rape at age 14 is suing the state of Massachusetts after being court-ordered to share parental visitation rights with her convicted attacker. WORLD -2  
  

Cincinnati vs. the World 08.21.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Using an iPhone to watch one hour of video a week consumes more energy annually than two new refrigerators. WORLD -2
  

Cincinnati vs. the World 08.14.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 14, 2013
A popular North Korea comedienne was yanked off stage at her performance and shipped to a coal mine with a sentence of “indefinite hard labor” after she told a joke that somehow satirized society in North Korea. WORLD -2   

Cincinnati vs. the World 8.07.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 7, 2013
A 7-year-old and a 10-year-old have been placed under a gag order, along with their parents, preventing them from ever speaking about fracking again under a settlement from a drilling company whose fracking practices near their Pennsylvania home caused their entire family to suffer from weird ailments. WORLD -1
  

Cincinnati vs. The World 07.31.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Economists and polar scientists published a report that found climate change in the Arctic could be impactful enough to deal a $60 trillion blow to the global economy. WORLD -1    

Cincinnati vs. the World 07.24.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 24, 2013
A super-conservative Christian consultant group tried to ease equally super-conservative Rep. Michele Bachmann’s migraine pain by gifting her with a head massager but accidentally bought her a “female pleasure machine” instead. WORLD +2    

Cincinnati vs. the World 07.17.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 17, 2013
About three women in India are victims of acid attacks each week, reports The Atlantic Wire. WORLD -2  

Cincinnati vs. the World 07.10.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 10, 2013
A research study found that China’s policy of giving residents free coal to heat their homes has reduced life expectancies of its residents by about 5.5 years, causing increased cardio-respiratory deaths and higher rates of heart and lung disease. WORLD -2  

Cincinnati vs. the World 07.03.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 3, 2013
A victory for watery beer lovers everywhere: The MillerCoors brewing company in Colorado, the nation’s biggest stand-alone brewery, is now landfill-free. WORLD +2 
  

Cincinnati vs. The World 06.26.2013

0 Comments · Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Radical anti-abortion group Personhood Ohio tried fundraising for its cause — to outlaw all abortions — by selling assault rifles. CINCINNATI -2