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The Holiday Issue 2015: Cincinnati Festivus

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 2, 2015
It’s been nearly 20 years since the famous Seinfeld episode “The Strike” introduced America to the concept of Festivus, the Costanza family’s long-lost nondenominational anti-holiday.   

Feats of Strength

The Crosstown Shootout has always been rough

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 2, 2015
Like most great sports rivalries, the magnitude of the Crosstown Shootout is built upon decades of animosity.   

It's a Festivus Miracle!

Random happenings from 2015

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 2, 2015
  

Festivus Dinner

A Festivus feast for the secularly faithful

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 2, 2015
Get out your unadorned aluminum poles, folks: Dec. 23 is fast approaching, and whether you’re a Seinfeld fan or not, the “Festivus for the Rest of Us” is a great excuse to celebrate everyone’s favorite made-up secular holiday with a delicious home-cooked meal.
  

Last-Minute Gift Guide

Local presents for people you’re still buying for — or forgot about

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 2, 2015
There's still plenty of time to pick up unique gifts like earrings, ornaments, decor and more before the holidays arrive.
  

Festivals for the Rest of Us

Holiday exhibits, displays, parties and plays

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 2, 2015
Antique Christmas — The Taft Museum of Art’s annual holiday display features antique decorations, toys and ornaments, including Italian ornaments created just after World War II. Also s  

The Gift Guide 2015: Presents for Her

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Find unique presents for her ranging from jewelry, clothes and accessories to potted plants, books and macarons.
  

The Gift Guide 2015: Presents for Hometown Heroes

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Find Bengals apparel, Cincy-themed tiles, light-up letters and more for those who love everything local.
  

The Gift Guide 2015: Presents for Him

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Browse records, clothes and accessories, beer-making kits and more for him.
  

The Gift Guide 2015: Presents for Kids

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Charley Harper coloring books, shark-inspired clocks and unique toys and dolls are some of the many products from local businesses that are perfect for kids.
  

The Gift Guide 2015: Presents for Hosts

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Discover wall hangings, Ohio-shaped cutting boards, ornaments, wine and more to bring along to a party.
  

The Gift Guide 2015: Cozy Presents

0 Comments · Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Keep things cozy this season with blankets, sweaters, hats, slippers and more.
  

In Defense of Everything You Think You Hate About the Holidays

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 10, 2014
This year, we’re defending everything you think hate about the holidays, from mother-in-laws to mass to matzo and all the glittery crap in between.
  

In Defense of Saying “Happy Holidays”

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Fox News’ greatest holiday tradition and perhaps its greatest ongoing bullshit dissemination is its annual reminder that we are in the middle of a war — a “War on Christmas.”  

In Defense of Scaring Children into Good Behavior

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 10, 2014
 Kids are dicks, scientifically speaking.