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Event: Glier's Goettafest

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Goetta is the only food that might be more Cincinnati than Skyline, and this weekend Glier’s is holding a festival to celebrate the Queen City’s favorite breakfast food. 
  

Comedy: Jon Dore

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 5, 2015
There’s a reason he’s known as “TV’s Jon Dore.” It all began when the Canadian funnyman began studying television production in college.   

Event: World's Longest Yard Sale

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Running from Michigan to Alabama, the 127 Sale — aka “the World’s Longest Yard Sale” — has stops at every major and not-so-major city along the way.   

Sports: Delhi Skirt Game

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Get some dirt in your skirts at the 38th-annual Delhi Skirts Game.   

Onstage: The Complete History of America (Abridged)

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Every summer, Cincy Shakes reminds us that even the classics have a sense of humor. For several years they’ve made audiences laugh with The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged). Th  

Comedy: Jim Gaffigan

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Jim Gaffigan — Grammy-nominated pale comedian, New York Times best-selling author and star of the upcoming The Jim Gaffigan Show — brings his Contagious Tour to the Taft Theatre.   

Event: Slide the City

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 5, 2015
If you’ve ever been on a water slide and thought, “I wish I could do this, but on a Slip ‘N Slide and also in my neighborhood,” well, you’re in luck.  

Event: Second Sunday on Main

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This monthly themed block party turns Main Street into a party every second Sunday.
  

Event: Family Day at Stricker's Grove

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Stricker’s Grove is kind of like a mini Kings Island, only more focused on nostalgic rides and exclusive to renters during most of the year.  

Film: Other People's Screens

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Other People’s Screens, a monthly experimental film screening series at Chase Public now entering into its sixth consecutive month, typically focuses on documentary-style films.  

Music: J. Cole

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Though he’s somehow not quite a household name yet, J. Cole is one of the biggest names in Hip Hop.   

Music: Frontier Folk Nebraska

0 Comments · Wednesday, August 5, 2015
If a band plays a concert and there’s no audience, do they make a sound?   

Music: Eleni Mandell

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 29, 2015
With a fan base as loyal as a Marine battalion and a catalog littered with nine sparkling gems of diverse Folk/Pop/Rock, including the ebullient Dick Van Dyke parks-and-recreational swing of last year’s Let’s Fly a Kite, singer/songwriter Eleni Mandell had no desire or inclination to subject her creative methodology to any severe course corrections.    

Music: The Old Ceremony

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 29, 2015
In 2004, when Chapel Hill, N.C. resident Django Haskins lifted the name of his new band from the title of one of Leonard Cohen’s most beloved albums — the ’70s classic New Skin for the Old Ceremony — it could have been viewed as foolhardy bravado or a case of brilliant foresight.   

Music: Coal Chamber

0 Comments · Wednesday, July 29, 2015
To hell with bachelors and bachelorettes dry-humping their way to faux decisions about potential partners for the rest of their lives (or the season). For real drama, we need a reality show about the travails of actual bands.