There are plenty of good reasons to visit
the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky — maybe you like
animatronic dinosaurs (most people do) or your home-schooled kid is
acting like a real dick in class and needs to take a field trip.
matter what or how you celebrate this time of year, one binding factor
is that every child we are related to is going to expect lots of gifts
and they’re going to be expensive and probably only played with or used
for a few weeks before being forgotten.
If there’s anything worse than religious
people who try to act morally superior and tell other people who they
can marry and where their soul will spend eternity after they kick the
bucket, it’s atheists who think other people care what they do and do
not believe in.
The holidays aren’t complete without the
macabre sight of our neediest brothers and sisters lined up all over
town in inclement weather waiting for handouts — boxes of food, a
turkey, clothing, maybe a voucher or two for free furniture.