There are plenty of good reasons to visit
the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky — maybe you like
animatronic dinosaurs (most people do) or your home-schooled kid is
acting like a real dick in class and needs to take a field trip.
matter what or how you celebrate this time of year, one binding factor
is that every child we are related to is going to expect lots of gifts
and they’re going to be expensive and probably only played with or used
for a few weeks before being forgotten.