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Worst Week Ever!: Jan. 14-20

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 21, 2015
John Boehner likes being rich and suntanned, and he also likes driving for show and putting for dough.  

Cincinnati vs. The World 1.21.15

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 21, 2015
A small town Kentucky state senator is set to sponsor a bill banning transgender students from using restrooms that don’t correspond to their biological sex.  

Forever Yours, Mitt Romney

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Whatever being president means, I want it and when I lost in 2012 I did what all sickeningly wealthy people do — I spent money.  

Killing People Is Worse Than Insulting Their Beliefs

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 14, 2015
It’s been more than a week since the Charlie Hebdo massacre in Paris, and society is already starting to move on.  

Cincinnati vs. The World 1.14.15

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 14, 2015
“Breastaurants,” or restaurants with scantily clad waitresses (think Hooters) are booming, according to projections from Technomic, a food market research firm.  

From 1965 Selma to Right Now

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 14, 2015
Readers might assume this a movie review. It is not. Readers might want to get on with it, forget about our recent past, stop drumming up old shit. I cannot.   

Worst Week Ever!: Dec. 31-Feb. 6

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 7, 2015
The crisp sound of a rifle shot rings out. Bambi’s mom is dead as fuck.   

Cincinnati vs. The World 1.7.15

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 7, 2015
A record 104 women will serve in the 114th Congress, which convened for the first time on Jan. 6, the AP reported.  

By Any Other Name

0 Comments · Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Joshua Alcorn was born a boy but reportedly felt “like a girl trapped in a boy’s body” since he was 4 years old.   

The (Confusing) Red Cross Response

0 Comments · Monday, January 5, 2015
A reader gently chided me for writing that the American Red Cross “inexplicably” abandoned abdominal thrusts (the Heimlich Maneuver) as its recommended first response to choking.   

Killing Animals

0 Comments · Monday, January 5, 2015
That’s not to say I haven’t killed an animal or two in my life. I’ve had mice get into my living space and yes, I used a mousetrap or two to get rid of them.  

Worst Week Ever!: Dec. 24-30

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Anyone who has ever set foot in or waited in the Cincinnati Greyhound station knows it is an outer circle of hell.  

Cincinnati vs. The World 12.31.14

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 31, 2014
The FDA has approved a rapid-response blood test that can help diagnose cases of Ebola faster than ever, CBS News reports.   

There Went the Neighborhood

0 Comments · Wednesday, December 31, 2014
The city of Cincinnati has designated Woodburn Avenue in my East Walnut Hills neighborhood an “entertainment district.”  

Year in Review: Worst Year Ever!

0 Comments · Tuesday, December 23, 2014
There are plenty of good reasons to visit the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky — maybe you like animatronic dinosaurs (most people do) or your home-schooled kid is acting like a real dick in class and needs to take a field trip.