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Oh, Donald: We Hardly Knew Ye

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 30, 2016
I have been intently listening to and reading the invisible ink between the lines of Trump’s utterances, and we have not given him nearly enough credit.  

National GOP Doesn’t Have a Say on Trump

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 30, 2016
To quote columnist Robert Fisk in a different context, “If this wasn’t tragic, it would be farce.” The tragedy is the ease with which Republican presidential aspirants manipulate news cycles.
  

Worst Week Ever! March 30 - April 05

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Pollution of America's waterways temporarily produces artificial beauty; Cowboys owner/noted medical genius sees no link between NFL and brain disease; God isn't the only sky creature who has no love for most of the human race and more.
  

I’m Goin’ Down

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 23, 2016
This will neither take long nor take a lengthy explanation. Thank God idiots — namely, men, in this case — are idiots of the highest order who make their idiocy abundantly clear.  

Worst Week Ever! March 23-29

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Pope joins Instagram to the delight of online believers; GOP will not consider SCOTUS nominee or anything else Obama wants; scientists believe dogs are more intelligent than we give the little bastards credit for and more.  

Trump-as-Hitler Analogies

0 Comments · Friday, March 18, 2016
It didn’t take long before politicians and commentators in the news media began likening Donald Trump to Hitler or Mussolini.  

She Ain’t Heavy

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 16, 2016
I am fat and a fat bigot. Let me explain myself, because there are more of us living in the general population than you might think.  

Worst Week Ever! March 9-15

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Republican group might need to hire one of them social media managers; Syrian refugees introduced to Western culture courtesy of furry convention; Trump revises Cincinnati trip fearing how tiny hands would look holding a coney and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! March 2-8

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 9, 2016
FBI confused about iPhones, proposes trampling privacy rights to address issue; officer not charged in crash thanks to helpful coworkers; rad tech used to determine identity of artist who wished to remain anonymous and more.
  

Bad Negro

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 2, 2016
I made it all the way through high school and some college without ever reading Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird, and not because it wasn’t assigned.  

Odd Newsmakers and Provocative Speech

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 2, 2016
Melissa Click went too far when she called for immediate violence against student reporters, and Pete Santilli may have overstepped the journalist’s role when he supported the militants’ occupation of a federal animal refuge.
  

Worst Week Ever! Feb. 24-March 1

0 Comments · Wednesday, March 2, 2016
Attempt to discuss social issues in the workplace goes predictably wrong; uniquely shaped Ohio building faces uncertain future; God sends message to Catholics about evil snacks and more.
  

Worst Week Ever! Feb. 17-23

0 Comments · Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Kase Dawg realizes he has zero shot of becoming prez; service animals can only be certain types of animals, because people ruin everything; supreme court justice performs job duties like stoned, shy high school student and more.
  

Head to the Sky

0 Comments · Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Remembering Maurice White is to recall when black folks smelled of incense, Egyptian Musk Oil, sweat from dancing along to Soul Train and Afro Sheen.  

Check It Out

0 Comments · Wednesday, February 17, 2016
I’ve never understood reporters who invent stories, events, sources or quotes. Whether reporters expect to get away with it is unclear, but getting caught can be a career-killer. Who trusts a proven cheat or unreasonable litigation risk?