WEDNESDAY APRIL 3: Weed, gay marriage, what’s next?
Apparently, the next liberal trend to sweep the nation will be bringing
your pet along to work with you so you can both be miserable and
Westwood's 170-year-old Gamble House, the pink
Victorian mansion once inhabited by the inventor of Ivory soap, was
demolished after years of efforts by neighbors and preservationists to
keep the property alive. CINCINNATI -2
I’d pay to see a lineup of all
the children and grandchildren of right-wingers — especially those
directly responsible for legally shoving their definitions of “family”
down all our throats — all come out publicly in a public square. I bet there are a shit-ton of ’em.
There’s one reason I’d really like to
have children someday and one reason I want to get my tubes tied the
next chance I get, and they both happen to be the same thing. I don’t want to stop being a kid myself.
TUESDAY MARCH 26: Former presidential candidate and regular
source of quotes that sound way too dumb to be true Rep. Michele
Bachmann today learned that her campaign is under investigation by an
independent ethics panel on Capitol Hill.
More than 16,000 pig carcasses retrieved from Shanghai’s
Huangpu River — likely dumped by farmers unwilling to make the
investments to safely dispose of the bodies — have Chinese officials
concerned about the safety of Shanghai’s tap water. WORLD -2
The neighbors I have now are no doubt the
friendliest, most interesting and, well, neighborly street-mates I’ve
ever encountered. So why do I sometimes find myself avoiding them, or
any potential friends for that matter? The concept of neighborhood
etiquette (and previously, dorm life) is totally lost on me.
WEDNESDAY MARCH 13:
WWE! readers might be surprised to learn
that those of us whose jobs necessitate following real news are, in
general, quite terrified of the future. For every pop culture or sports
story we actually care about, there are dozens of stories about things
like nuclear weapons, environmental catastrophes and murderers who act
nice before they kill people.
The newest haute Hollywood beauty trend is a procedure
called a “vampire facial,” which involves injecting your own blood —
drawn from your arm — back into your face, to stimulate collagen
production. WORLD -2